November 9, 200916 yr Scarlet Letter... a comedy? :stunned: I wrote an analytical paper about how Pearl is the real scarlet letter :D I think there was more to the paper but I can't remember anymore :thinking: AND OMG MY LAW HOMEWORK. :bigcry: yes :whip: it was freaking hilarious and our teacher loved it :wacko: that does sound really funny!!! :laugh3: and don't worry guys, i'm gonna give it a try! i'm just not expecting to love it :P and oh my gosh my friend just posted this on facebook, its brilliant 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world. 25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat. 26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’. 27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’ 28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 29. You should not confuse your career with your life. 30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. 31. Never lick a steak knife. 32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers. 36. Your friends love you anyway. :lol: :lol: I love the first one of these marisa :laugh3:
November 9, 200916 yr yes :whip: it was freaking hilarious and our teacher loved it :wacko: :lol: I love the first one of these marisa :laugh3: me too!! :laugh3: who wants to shoot me and put me out of my misery :cheesy: NO ONE!! that would put all of us in misery :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:!!!
November 9, 200916 yr NO ONE!! that would put all of us in misery :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:!!! lame :disappointed:
November 9, 200916 yr liz i was just thinking the same thing :bigcry::wreck::bigcry::bigcry::uhoh::bigcry:
November 9, 200916 yr why do SO many people keep talking about suicide?! :sick: :bigcry: sorry :uhoh: technically I was talking about murder though, not suicide :P and I AM reading a case briefing about a murder right now! Marisa, look what Briggs tweeted to me: briggins @notlost92 you and moonmist love to tweet! Wow. :P
November 9, 200916 yr MMMMMMM I LOVE DARCY. :mellow: AND BAGELS. I LOVE ZOE AND BAGELS. AT THE SAME TIME. ..BUT NOT IN A DIRTY WAY OR ANYTHING. :uhoh: :mellow: god, im a spaz.
November 9, 200916 yr I LOVE ZOE AND BAGELS. AT THE SAME TIME. ..BUT NOT IN A DIRTY WAY OR ANYTHING. :uhoh: :mellow: god, im a spaz. I WONDER WHAT DARCY LOVING ME AND BAGELS AT THE SAME TIME WOULD LOOK LIKE. ... BUT NOT IN A DIRTY WAY OR ANYTHING. :mellow:
November 9, 200916 yr Marisa, look what Briggs tweeted to me: briggins @notlost92 you and moonmist love to tweet! Wow. :P :lol: i know, we do. its our way of texting each other :P I WONDER WHAT DARCY LOVING ME AND BAGELS AT THE SAME TIME WOULD LOOK LIKE. ... BUT NOT IN A DIRTY WAY OR ANYTHING. :mellow: :laugh3: MARISA HATES PHYSICS
November 9, 200916 yr I WONDER WHAT DARCY LOVING ME AND BAGELS AT THE SAME TIME WOULD LOOK LIKE. ... BUT NOT IN A DIRTY WAY OR ANYTHING. :mellow: :sick: TOO FAR, ZOE. TOO. FAR! not really, i liked it. :mellow:
November 9, 200916 yr :lol: i know, we do. its our way of texting each other :P exactly :P :sick: TOO FAR, ZOE. TOO. FAR! not really, i liked it. :mellow: Oh believe me, I know you liked it. :mellow: chrissycorn.
November 9, 200916 yr :laugh3: instead of posting the picture, you just say it? THE WORD ALONE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE STRONGEST MAN COWER WITH FEAR. ..wow. i need to leave. why havent you guys ever kicked me out of this thread?
November 9, 200916 yr zoe i'm excited for when we take chrissycorn around philly :wacky: me neither! if you come to DC we should do the same thing here :P :laugh3: instead of posting the picture, you just say it? THE WORD ALONE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE STRONGEST MAN COWER WITH FEAR. ..wow. i need to leave. why havent you guys ever kicked me out of this thread? cause you're my favorite :blush: and sorry, here you go:
November 9, 200916 yr *cowers with fear* daaaaaw, youre my favorite too! :mellow: um, don't you mean *cowers with LOVE AND ADMIRATION*?!?!?!?!?! well I'm glad that our feelings are mutual :mellow:
November 9, 200916 yr very mutual. :mellow: so ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, how has everyone been? here's my recap: my coat smells absolutely disgusting from a bonfire. i lost three pounds in a week. i have a test on les miserables tomorrow.
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