I am gonna kill myself

 

smoking kills the appetite

why do you smoke?

 

i rather stop eating

Will you ever tell your great great grandmother that she makes awful dishes?

 

you are so kind.

Am I kind?

 

That's why I don't wan't to know you.

Are you gay??

 

Um, i dont care.

Are your worried about global warming?

 

You should walk for 30 min everyday

what can I do to lose weight?

 

I eat carrots

How the hell are you looking that orange?

 

This is so strange.

are you sick?

 

I'm a live :D

Are you dead?

 

Look, wrinkles on the face!

this supose to be a funny thread...

 

thats not a joke...

:lol:

are you afraid of wrinkles?? :sneaky:

 

then use the newest face cream clinically proven that reduces fine wrinkles!

Are you afraid of wrinkles?

 

 

Thats because your house doesnt have a cornflake door.

Are you living in a food house and I not?

 

Yes, I want to do that with you!

Hey baby, want to come back to my place tonight and do *whispers in ear, followed by giggling*? :wink3:

 

Lol

Do you say Lol sometimes?

 

I'm sorry to hear that, that is very small! :P

Do you know that he lives in a tent?

 

 

13:08 pm.

How late are you robbing the bank?

 

Thank you!

Would you like some cookies?

 

 

Yes, right now.

Are you making cookies?

 

No please don't!

Shall I open the window?

 

 

I´m going by bike.

Are you going to USA?

 

Two.

What's one+one?

 

I don't understand.

Tu compris?

 

 

I´m swimming.

why you need this inflatable duck?

 

oh, ok, i wont disturb you.