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:sick:

*wants to be hugh laurie's sex bomb*

 

What? Who does? Not me, that's for certain! :whistle:

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Oh i didnt manage.. cause i had noone to go with and i was short on cash...its oright... ill see him on his next tour...front stage for me plzzzzzzzz... :)

i would have a love orgy with him and dave matthews and chris martin :charming:

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oh i see....*sits chris down to sing him a song*

 

oh my love my darling, ive hungered for ur touch a long lonely time....

i have more for the song,

"oh my chris my love, please touch me dirty

let's make babies all night with a fun orgy

oh chris my darling, you are married to gwynneth

but i want you do you like frodo in mistileth

Which radiohead guy? I think the whole band is sex godly... i wanna do them all....

 

*hehe*

 

hey,i never said chris martin isn't sexy.

every time i think of an orgy with thom yorke it gets really dirty and creepy :sick:

i have more for the song,

"oh my chris my love, please touch me dirty

let's make babies all night with a fun orgy

oh chris my darling, you are married to gwynneth

but i want you do you like frodo in mistileth

 

"Oh, Chris, my Chris, the perfect man,

All I wish for's to not get banned

Before I meet my darling crush

And then possibly have sex with him -- that'd be a plus."

 

:smug:

 

BEAT THAT BITCHES.

every time i think of an orgy with thom yorke it gets really dirty and creepy :sick:

 

you perv:D

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so what coldplay things have you all been doing today?

 

I listened to viva la vida and the scientist just now....and later im going to sleep to dream of him!

...NOBODY COMMENTED ON MY AWESOME SONG YET

so what coldplay things have you all been doing today?

 

I listened to viva la vida and the scientist just now....and later im going to sleep to dream of him!

 

i planned about how to burn their records.

I actually haven't done any coldplay-related stuff today, unless you count this forum.

 

Wait, hold on, could you (person above me) explain what you dislike about Coldplay so much? :thinking: I'm just curious.

"Oh, Chris, my Chris, the perfect man,

All I wish for's to not get banned

Before I meet my darling crush

And then possibly have sex with him -- that'd be a plus."

 

:smug:

 

BEAT THAT BITCHES.

 

:lol::laugh3: +10 for you

"Oh, Chris, my Chris, the perfect man,

All I wish for's to not get banned

Before I meet my darling crush

And then possibly have sex with him -- that'd be a plus."

 

:smug:

 

BEAT THAT BITCHES.

 

you perv:D

 

i have a pair

of chris martin's underwear

it lays on my bed

so i can play with it on my head :kiss:

i have a pair

of chris martin's underwear

it lays on my bed

so i can play with it on my head :kiss:

 

:inquisitive:

:lol::laugh3: +10 for you

 

tyvm!!

 

i have a pair

of chris martin's underwear

it lays on my bed

so i can play with it on my head :kiss:

 

I think that's strange

What... if you got mange?

 

:inquisitive:

 

His underwear is something you really like?

Indeed, you sound like quite the obsessive.

Almost as much as dear darling Psych.

Which is... very... well, it's quite impressive.

tyvm!!

 

 

 

I think that's strange

What... if you got mange?

 

:inquisitive:

 

His underwear is something you really like?

Indeed, you sound like quite the obsessive.

Almost as much as dear darling Psych.

Which is... very... well, it's quite impressive.

 

:daisy::clap: wiii this is really good

 

i am too lazy to try anymore, kkeep going :mad:

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