do you have any more?

Nerdy jokes? Sorry, I just thought of that one today. Hmmmm. :thinking:

 

Here's one: What did 3 say to i?

"Get real!"

 

 

That one was much lamer tho. :\

 

i think it's funny. :lol:

 

Thank you! :nice:

it was much lamer, especially because it didn't have a hidden sexual meaning. :P

it was much lamer, especially because it didn't have a hidden sexual meaning. :P

 

XD yeah.

 

here's some "sexual nerdy jokes/pickup lines" I just googled:

 

I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

 

Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

 

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

 

The barf bags are located in the back of the plane, passengers.

 

The second one is my favorite :laugh3:

lame jokes are the best kind, i tell them all the time, have to think of some though.

 

its in my sig :D

hmm, the more i think about it, the more this '3' seems like a pessimist. :thinking:

How about "Asexual reproduction is for pansies" Ehhh? Ehh? :wink3:

 

"Little Jimmy was a chemist,

Now Jimmy is no more

Cuz what he thought was H20

Was H2SO4."

 

(If you had to google that you can't be admitted into the nerd club.)

poor jimmy. :(

 

i didn't have to google it! but that's only because i'm taking chemistry this year. :\

poor jimmy. :(

 

i didn't have to google it! but that's only because i'm taking chemistry this year. :\

 

Oh, well, that's okay. :nice:

 

I've never taken chem but I understood it :D I feel so proud of myself.

 

When do you all get out of school?

let's see, i think the last day is the 15th of june? something like that.

but then i have to go back for Regents tests. :shifty:

let's see, i think the last day is the 15th of june? something like that.

but then i have to go back for Regents tests. :shifty:

 

We normally start school in, like, August, and get out in lateish May, but we had several deathly deadly ice/windstorms this year that prevented us from learning and so forth. We're getting out June 3rd, which is very late for us.

 

How about "I'm so cool you have to measure me in Kelvins" :cool4:

:lol:

 

we usually start a few days after Labor Day and get out around the middle of June. except for the little kiddies in elementary school, who get out towards the end of June.

:laugh3: genius.

 

 

i think somebody should have that in their sig

The strangest Coldplay music video ever:

 

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MUPPETS? MORE LIKE MOSH PITS! ROFLCOPTER.

I WANNA TALK TO YOU TOO, CHRIS!!

 

*ahem* uh, sorry. :smug:

I WANNA TALK TO YOU TOO, CHRIS!!

 

*ahem* uh, sorry. :smug:

 

XD the funniest thing was they all kept such a straight face. But I'm sure it was lip-synching cuz it sounds precisely like the album version, and not all of the guitar strumming was in synch with the music. Which doesn't lessen the adorableness of it XD

yeah, i think it was lip-synched.

it is super adorable! :heart:

and THERE PROFESSIONALZZ, SARA! of coarse they can do it without laffing. :rolleyes:

yeah, i think it was lip-synched.

it is super adorable! :heart:

and THERE PROFESSIONALZZ, SARA! of coarse they can do it without laffing. :rolleyes:

 

Of CORSE. Duhhhhhhhh :rolleyes:

 

Please excuse me while I embarass myself by singing the song that's stuck in my head again:

 

WELLLL

WHAT'S THE STOORRRY MORNING GLORRY?

WELLLL

YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WAKE UP WAKE UP

WELLLL

WHAT'S THE STORY MORNIN GLORY?

WELL YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WAKE UP, WAKE UP!

 

:singer:

you're excused. :glasses2:

you're excused. :glasses2:

 

coo'

 

I dig yo glasses, Brooke. :cool:

thanks, they're my reading glasses. :glasses2:

except eric's not here, so they're kind useless right now. :\

yours are pretty sweet, too. :)

thanks, they're my reading glasses. :glasses2:

except eric's not here, so they're kind useless right now. :\

yours are pretty sweet, too. :)

 

You think THOSE are cool..... wait till you see my SMARTALECK PAIR :cool4:

 

I'm so awesome.

:stunned: WHOA, I'M IN TOTALLY AWE RIGHT NOW.

:stunned: WHOA, I'M IN TOTALLY AWE RIGHT NOW.

 

Better get used to it if you're going to hang around the SARA HOMIE GANG :cool2:

oh, i'm getting used to it alright. :glasses2:

oh, i'm getting used to it alright. :glasses2:

 

I have to go now cuz my happenin hep cat dad says so yo :cool4:

 

Keep it real my homies