because the messageboard is too unhappy right now.

 

and also, im looking for a new quote to put in my sig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know anything funny.

There are only two things I know: Coldplay is the best damn band ever, and if it's night time and the power's out, if you do your science essay by a candle, it will catch on fire and you'll have to start all over again. :veryangry2:

YO MAMMA SO FAT,

 

WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE IT SAID "TO BE CONTINUED"

 

 

Word.

haha that was pretty funny Di :lol:

YO MAMMA SO FAT,

 

WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE IT SAID "TO BE CONTINUED"

 

 

Word.

yo momma jokes? really?

 

 

 

just to let you know I could pwn you at yo momma jokes, but most are a pretty poor attempt at comedy.

YO MAMMA SO FAT,

 

WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE IT SAID "TO BE CONTINUED"

 

 

Word.

:lol:

haha that was pretty funny Di :lol:

Umm, it wasn't supposed to be a joke, but thank you! :D

 

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. :P

 

Umm, it wasn't supposed to be a joke, but thank you! :D

 

It was still kind of funny what happened to your essay :D

That's the only Yo mamma joke I even know. :P

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"

 

 

 

Yo momma's so fat when she goes into a restaurant and the waiter hands her a menu she just says "yes, please".

It was still kind of funny what happened to your essay :D

yeah...i'm just really clumsy :D

 

yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

 

yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

 

yo mama so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

 

yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

 

:lol:

yo momma's so poor, one day she was kicking a can down the street and when someone asked her what she was doing she said she was MOVING!!

 

yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she backing up!!

i love Chase. :heart:

i love Chase. :heart:

 

:lol:

yo momma jokes, really??? :uhoh:

 

i was watching Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay... i laughed my ass off!!!! :lol:

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Let's post something sad.