August 27, 200322 yr Brave and bold sir robin brought forth for Camelot he was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways brave brave brave brave sir robin he was not the least bit scared to be smashed into a hoe or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken to have his knee cap split and his body burned away and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir robin his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels in blood and his nostrels raped and his bottom went up and his pen- YOUR TURN!!
August 28, 200322 yr "its just a flesh wound" "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
August 28, 200322 yr I don't remember the exact wording but when they were trying to figure out if the girl was a witch, and if she weighed the same as a duck she was a witch. and it turned out she did weigh the same as a duck so they burned her! sorry it's not a quote ;)
August 28, 200322 yr my fav part from the holy grail- Bridgekeeper: He who would cross the Bridge of death, Must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see. Robin: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid. bridgekeeper:What...is your name? Robin: Robin of Camelot Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest? Robin: I seek the Grail! Bridgekeeper:What...is the capital of Assyria? Robin: I don't know THAT!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (falls over the side) :lol: Sir Galahad: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not afraid... Bridgekeeper: What...is your name? Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad... Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest? Galahad: To seek the Grail... Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color? Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
August 28, 200322 yr i LOVE the part when they have to cross the bridge "what...is your favorite color?" :lol:
August 28, 200322 yr i know it's sooo funny :lol: and in the life of brian- any spare change for an ex-leper :lol: ;)
August 28, 200322 yr Author hahahahahah!!!!! "But father, I don't want any of it...I want to...I want to 'Sing-'" "Whoa, stop that stop that! not while I'm around you won't!"
August 29, 200322 yr "He's NOT the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" :D "Stwike him centuwion!" :D :D "Shut up big nose!" etc etc etc :D :D :D :D
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