Once I wrote a song about flamethrowers.

 

 

 

If I had a flamethrower

I’d set your house on fire

Watch it burn and burn and burn

Like some huge funeral pyre

 

And if I had a flamethrower

I’d never ever be cold

Cuz everyone knows that with a flamethrower

Heat just spreads and grows

 

Well if I got a flamethrower

I’d burn down all the schools

Only cuz then we wouldn’t

Have to obey the rules

 

And then with my flamethrower

I’d rule the world

Dinosaurs and pickles

For every boy and girl

 

 

My Typhlosion once knew Flamethrower.

I don't use tampons. :uhoh2:

:thinking:

 

So, I was putting my bears scarf on when a tiger walked in..

I'm leaving to the airport soon.

 

If I had a flamethrower

I’d set your house on fire

Watch it burn and burn and burn

Like some huge funeral pyre

 

And if I had a flamethrower

I’d never ever be cold

Cuz everyone knows that with a flamethrower

Heat just spreads and grows

 

Well if I got a flamethrower

I’d burn down all the schools

Only cuz then we wouldn’t

Have to obey the rules

 

And then with my flamethrower

I’d rule the world

Dinosaurs and pickles

For every boy and girl

 

AWESOME. :lol:

I hatehatehate google streetview.

I just had goosebumps

There's too much lactic acid in my muscles... They hurt.

I hatehatehate google streetview.

 

HAHA, PWND BY WHERRWHFER :charming:

I think people on the street and such are looking at me and want to kill me.

I'm hungry again

I hid behind a building today because someone was walking my direction.

was it me? :disappointed:

No. It was a random person.

 

Apparently I now am required to go for walks every day to get over my fear and stuff, and so I don't just sit around all day.

I enjoy sleeping.

i have new pc at work :blush:

I did sleep for like the whole afternoon. :dozey:

i need glasses

I need a haircut

My nation is getting it's ass kicked by asians.

Wherrwhfer doesn't know the difference between "it's" and "its".

I'm 5'7.

I have sun allergy, for the first time in 30 years

i don't open spoilers