I am really smart.

If you really were smart, then you'd be working!

GOOD :waffle:

If you really were smart, then you'd be working!

 

I do work, I am like a model and stuff you know.

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG HOW WITTY

I AM SMART TOO!

You were hotter as a brunette

 

You as Paris Hilton makes me upset

 

For she is creepy and not very hot

 

I hope Paris Hilton will go away and rot

 

 

 

(But not you Alias Person ;))

I do work, I am like a model and stuff you know.

 

Oh, you do modeling?

Well... :charming: hello, Miss Hilton.

STRANGER DANGER!

Go away, Johnson, I am trying to pick up the ladies. :charming:

Oh, you do modeling?

Well... :charming: hello, Miss Hilton.

 

Hello... is that you in that picture? Is that an Armani suit?

Hello... is that you in that picture? Is that an Armani suit?

 

It's clearly not.

 

YOU'RE NOT PARIS HILTON!

Go away, Johnson, I am trying to pick up the ladies. :charming:

 

Well seeing as how she's complete trash

 

Use gloves when picking up, so you don't get a rash! :stunned:

YOU'RE PARIS HILTON? I GUESS I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE OPTIONAL PENIS ATTACHMENT.

It's clearly not.

 

YOU'RE NOT PARIS HILTON!

 

Way to realize she's playing the game

 

You're just complaining and making this lame! :P

NICOLE RICHIE > PARIS HILTON

Hello... is that you in that picture? Is that an Armani suit?

 

That is me, yes. Do you find me... attractive? :charming:

Way to realize she's playing the game

 

You're just complaining and making this lame! :P

 

Way to lack a sense of humour

YOU'RE PARIS HILTON? I GUESS I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE OPTIONAL PENIS ATTACHMENT.

 

Hey Link, I liked you better when you were cell shaded maaan.

NICOLE RICHIE > PARIS HILTON

 

Well I do envy Nicole... she has had a baby, I want to like have a baby soon.

 

That is me, yes. Do you find me... attractive? :charming:

 

I think you need a new hair cut.

NICOLE RICHIE > PARIS HILTON

 

HALF-EATEN WORM > NICOLE RICHIE > PARIS HILTON > JAMIE

Hey Link, I liked you better when you were cell shaded maaan.

 

I...I can change...

Well I do envy Nicole... she has had a baby, I want to like have a baby soon.

 

 

 

I think you need a new hair cut.

 

 

:disappointed:

It's clearly not.

 

YOU'RE NOT PARIS HILTON!

 

Shut up. Welcome to my ignore list, Mister. :wacky:

ME > JAMIE > EVERONE >