I hope to god it is :confused:.... Listen to this;

 

 

 

We greet you with open arms as a willing convert to the Church of Chris Martin. Here you will be cleansed and fresh-ready to start again with the proper worship of The Great One. You have seen the error of your (coldplaying.com) ways & seek absolution. We offer that here too-if you provide Euro’s to Father Drobbingdon’s “charity fund”-all the more absolution will be granted to you!

 

Now if you are just another basement ****** looking to get lucky with a C:O:C: girl-that is another option available to true converts. This Church of Chris Glory has so much to offer the repentant sinner; you have already cast aside your previous associations and wish to seek the grace that awaits your soul at the altar of Coldplay.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Actually taking another look at it, I never knew the Church of Chris Martin has waged a holy war against Coldplaying!

Yeah they think we're w a n k e r s for some reason :lol:

IM BACK

SHES BACK

How are you? Having a Cresticular day? :awesome:

Hello Charlseton, Emily etc.

 

Brooke, you still have to write the next part of the story!

(can I be the one that always posts the chapters? :shy:zz0

Cresticular rhymes with something :uhoh:

 

My day is good so far! Nobody called to ask to do a project with them yet :D

What's your project meant to be about? :uhoh:

 

Cresticular rhymes with.......... Oh dear... :disappointed:

I am using :braces: so many times today :uhoh:

 

Canadian slang, I really want to convince my partner to pick a different topic.

Canadians are :heart:

Bye :nice:

Leaving so soon? :nice:

 

:heart:

Yeah..

I don't want to bother anyone.

Bye Crestie.

Goodbye.

 

Hope to see you around soon. ♥

Canadian slang? :lol:

 

Give me an example... :P

YOU ARE A HOSER

THAT IS BARE JOKES

 

Hoser :lol:

TEEHEE

Hello Charlseton, Emily etc.

 

Brooke, you still have to write the next part of the story!

(can I be the one that always posts the chapters? :shy:zz0

 

yes, you can. :cheesy:

 

and i don't remember you writing more after the last time i wrote. :uhoh:

YOU ARE A HOSER

 

have you ever seen Strange Brew? :wacky:

No, I want too!

 

just wait, I'll get the story!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g]YouTube- Strange Brew - Original Trailer[/ame]

 

:awesome:

 

 

i'm watching Goblet of Fire right now. :wacky:

did someone say my name? :charming:

 

"But what about us? Didn't you stop to think about that when you were off dillydallying with that plug of sorts?"

"...No, i did not. Now, shut up and help me gather cardboard! It has to be beautiful for my dear Piplug. "

Phil and Chris sauntered down to the Discount Cardboard Warehouse and started to pick up only the finest cardboard around.

"Not that cardboard idiot! That's.............secondhand cardboard" :sick:

"OH, WELL SORRRRY! You know what, we're gonna need a lot more than just you and me searching. Let's call Jonny!"

"No, the only reason you want to call Jonny is because you're in love with him."

"And the only reason you want to make Piplug beautiful is because you're in love with him." (BURRRRRN)

"I am not in love with him! you're twisting my words!"

"No Phil, no I'm not. :dozey:"

"well then, what gives you that idea? :angry:"

"You said he was the love of your life!"

"Oh... I forgot about that. In any case, GET SEARCHING, MARTIN, OR I'LL... I'LL... I'll tell Jonny about your love for him."

"Noooo!! He can't know!!"

"Then help me get some beautiful cardboard!"

"... Fine."

And so, Chris and Phil searched for hours and hours for the most beautiful cardboard in all of The Discount Cardboard Warehouse. What they found, however, was something very, very strange.

What they found... was Piplug's cardboard wife!! :surprised:

"Have any of you seen Piplug?" :charming:

"Ummmmmmm...........yes I have seen him before. Pretty ugly feller if I may say so"

"Christopher, shut your giant mouth! Excuse me, Mrs. Piplug, but what the hell are you doing here?"

"I'm looking for Piplug. You see, Mr. Harvey, I know all about your little plan, and so I'm going to take Piplug and we're going to move far away, where you'll never find us!"

 

NEVER MIND I FOUND IT

:smug:

Can this just be chapter 2?