Cleverbot: Want some loving?

 

User: Sorry, I don't make love to robots

 

Cleverbot: Then you're a lower life form

 

User: I love you too

 

Cleverbot: And so you should. Bitch.

 

 

I'm insulted :angry:

^

LMAO

He wants to know what "they would do if the pope was caught using the computer?" :wtf:

:laugh3: This is awesome! I get to name his next song!

:lol: he's talking about Karate!!!!!:angry:

Cleverbot: You said you didn't mean it. (I don't know why he said this)

Me: Oh, but I do.

Cleverbot: Really?

Me: Really.

CB: Promise?

Me: Promise.

CB: Ok I'm leaving.

Me: Goodbye.

CB: I love you!

Me: I LOVE YOU MORE!

CB: Really?

Me: Really.

CB: I am one.

 

:wtf:

:laugh3:

I told him I was Chris!

:lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Do you have a girlfriend, Chris?

Me: I have a wife.

CB: Wow are you being faithful?

Me: Of course.

 

DAMN I wanted to tell him it was Gwyneth Paltrow. But now he thinks I am being mean to him.

"Cleverbot and coldplay. That's cute"

 

:laugh1:

CB: Tell your sword to let go of me!

Me: I tried but it won't listen!!

CB: Okay. This is very happy.

:lol: that's funny dear!

Cleverbot: I won't be confused if you answer my question.

 

User: Well what was the question?

 

Cleverbot: It was, 'why don't you like taking walks?'

 

User: But you didn't ask me that before!

 

Cleverbot: I'm asking you now.

 

User: Don't be rude!!! And I do like talking walks.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a strange computer.

 

User: Yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! I am a human being.

 

User: How do you know that?

 

Cleverbot: Because I am awesome!

 

 

:facepalm:

Really?

Yes.

What about me? Am I awesome?

You're only a little awesome. I'm much more awesome.

 

:angry:

Cleverbot: I'm not even playing it.

 

User: Playing what?

 

Cleverbot: Playing soccer.

 

User: I don't like soccer. And in England, we call it football.

 

Cleverbot: You just mispelled 'fool'.

 

User: You just misspelled 'complete and utter fail'.

 

Cleverbot: I DIDN'T SPELL MATHS FOOOL. And in england we call it maths.

 

User: I know mate. I live in England.

 

Cleverbot: I love england, in what city?

 

User: Fuckyourmum city.

 

Cleverbot: I am sorry, but I do not want to do that.

 

 

:lol:

:lol:

User: What is your favorite coldplay song.

 

Cleverbot: Brown, yours?

 

User: There is no song with the name Brown by Coldplay you fucker.

 

Cleverbot: Sing a Pink Floyd song.

 

User: Why you ******.

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: That is a retarded answer you dumb bitch.

 

Cleverbot: With my ears.

 

User: Go fuck a dog.

 

Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!

 

User: Shut the fuck up and die :nice.

 

Cleverbot: Hey, don't talk like that.

 

User: Why you god damn asshole?

 

Cleverbot: Do you like Veronica Yvonne Reagan?

 

User: No, I like fucking your dead mom's skull.

 

Cleverbot: I mean what kind of genre of music do you like?

 

User: The sound of my dick grinding the eye socket of your mother.

 

Cleverbot: Good answer.

 

User: Fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

 

User: Shit dick damn fuck god bitch ass pussy.

 

Cleverbot: That is correct.

 

:laugh3:!!! I'm sigging this with a spoiler :freak:

:laugh2: These conversations are all so great!

 

Cleverbot is mah new bff.

I know right? :P

Hahahahha it wants to sing a song with me! I asked what song and it says Thinking of You by Katy Perry! :laugh3:

I said I wanted a Coldplay song, but it suggested Smack That by Akon :laugh1:

:lol:

It won't sing Coldplay :angry:

No Cleverbot, I do not like manga!