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Ah, never mind, it thinks my name is its name. :disappointed:

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Cleverbot: You asked me what your name was.

 

User: What's my name?

 

Cleverbot: Kelsie.

 

User: How did you know that?

 

Cleverbot: Because it's my name.

 

User: What is your name?

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: Who is Kelsie?

 

Cleverbot: No kevin.

 

User: Who is Kevin?

 

Cleverbot: You are thats what I named you.

 

My name is Kevin now. :wacky:

User: You like Radiohead?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. I like the song 'Creep' by radiohead.

 

User: Never heard it!

 

Cleverbot: They're very popular. How can you not have heard of them?

 

User: I've heard of them...just haven't heard the song...I kinda don't like them.

 

Cleverbot: I never trusted that Obama person, it's going to be a disappointment.

 

User: Why did you change subjects?

 

Cleverbot: How did I change subjects?

 

User: We were talking about music and then you started talking about politics.

 

Cleverbot: You have changed the subject again. Why?

 

User: I did it because you did it first!

 

Cleverbot: Why? Because I love you, that's why.

 

 

OMG a robot loves me!!!:confused:

kevin :wacky:

it doesnt like it when you cuss at it :wacky:

It told me its favorite Coldplay song is Shiver, and its never listened to Radiohead. :wacko:

User: What is your favorite coldplay song.

 

Cleverbot: Brown, yours?

 

User: There is no song with the name Brown by Coldplay you fucker.

 

Cleverbot: Sing a Pink Floyd song.

 

User: Why you ******.

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: That is a retarded answer you dumb bitch.

 

Cleverbot: With my ears.

 

User: Go fuck a dog.

 

Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!

 

User: Shut the fuck up and die :nice.

 

Cleverbot: Hey, don't talk like that.

 

User: Why you god damn asshole?

 

Cleverbot: Do you like Veronica Yvonne Reagan?

 

User: No, I like fucking your dead mom's skull.

 

Cleverbot: I mean what kind of genre of music do you like?

 

User: The sound of my dick grinding the eye socket of your mother.

 

Cleverbot: Good answer.

 

User: Fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

 

User: Shit dick damn fuck god bitch ass pussy.

 

Cleverbot: That is correct.

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Nick! :shocked2: Go wash your mouth out. :whip:

i usually dont cuss, :kiss: promise:nice:

A little while ago. You are a program, though; you know that, right?

NO, I'm not a program....YOU are!

Admit you are a program. Ok I am a program too.

Thank you for ADmitting...and I'm a girl not program!

No, you're a robot. You're no more than a witty, entertaining computer program.

 

:lol:

I have a dog.

 

ME: is it a male dog?

 

Is what a male?

 

ME: your dog

 

I have no dog.

But you're talking to REAL people on omegle. :sick:

It wouldn't tell me that I'm normal. :snobby:

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