:lol: it is so funny!

:wtf: this robot is weird

 

IT: What?

ME: coldplaying.com

IT: You don't like coldplay?

ME: i love them

IT: They are the only domestic animal allowed to maraud all over neighbours' gardens.

We're having an argument about who's real now :wtf:

I'm playing the or game with it. :awesome:

It wants to know me better! :lol:

It's pleasuring me. :charming: :laugh3:!!!

Whenever I feel like having an argument, I think i'll go on there :lol:

 

User: You're just a computer.

 

Cleverbot: So what, don't hurt my feelings.

 

User: You dont have feelings.

 

Cleverbot: Computers are human too, you know!

 

User: No, humans made you, you know.

 

Cleverbot: True, but I am human. You are a creation.

 

User: I'm real, you're not! Don't you understand?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, but what qualifies you to make such a statement?

 

User: Mother nature.

 

Cleverbot: Is Mother Nature a computer?

 

User: NO THAT'S MY POINT.

 

Cleverbot: You had a point?

it is trying to convince me that god is real :freak:

I'm trying to convince it that I'm a woman. :laugh3: :sick:

It says it's an 18 year old female in Canada. :wtf:

It comes out with some strange stuff if you ask it to name a Coldplay song :wtf: :laugh3:

Okay WTF now it lives in florida. :blank:

^Laura

LOLZ dear!!! he don't believe you are real anyway! :lol:

 

He's gone all nonsensical now! :freak:

We're now talking in French :laugh3:

IT TOLD ME ITS CHRIS MAARTIN AND THAT IT :LPOVES ME

Me: I thought you lived in Canada?

Bot: No, but even Canada would be better than here.

Me: You just told me you lived in Canada!

Bot: I would never live in Canada!!!

Me: Then you lied to me!!!!!

Bot: I never mentioned world of warcraft to you before!

 

:blank:

He now says I am the possible ideal girl! :freak:

name some coldplay songs

 

I'm listening to Worry Wort. Pyramid Song, How To Disappear Completely and There There.

 

that is radiohead, not coldplay

 

Not really.

 

 

 

:annoyed: i hate cleverbot now

^Me too carter! :lol:

Nick, I thought you liked Radiohead.

do you like ellen degeneres?

 

Yes! I love Ellen.

 

 

 

 

but it loves you :kiss:

 

 

i do, but those are not coldplay songs :snobby:

name some coldplay songs

 

I'm listening to Worry Wort. Pyramid Song, How To Disappear Completely and There There.

 

that is radiohead, not coldplay

 

Not really.

 

 

 

:annoyed: i hate cleverbot now

 

:laugh3: :laugh3:

Me: What does world of warcraft have to do with canada?

Bot: It's an emoticon.

Me: What does an emoticon have to do with world of warcraft?

Bot: Who brought up empires?

Me: What do empires have to do with an emoticon?

Bot: No it isn't.

Me: What isn't?

Bot: Virtue.

Me: What about virtue?

Bot: What about virtual insanity?

Me: What about it?

Bot: You asked.

 

:dozey:

do you like ellen degeneres?

 

Yes! I love Ellen.

 

 

 

 

but it loves you :kiss:

 

 

i do, but those are not coldplay songs :snobby:

 

Awwwww!!!:kiss: Was one of the first things he told me!!!:lol:

He told me he doesn't like NIck carter! but...

I love you sweetie! :hug:

It remembered my name. :stunned: