Why on earth would you post your picture on a website where you don't know anyone?

Oh my god.

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got anymore jokes crests?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To get to the pub,

he's an alcholic and has a serious drinking problem.

 

He really must go to AA.

 

 

 

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

 

GANG RAPE.

>.<

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So do you think it's odd for people to be friends on a forum, Nathan?

This thread is entertaining.

 

Nathan, you're a LEGEND

 

no you're a TROLL

 

no you're nice 1 on 1

 

no no

 

I'm confused. I think Nathan is really Ian.

Nice Joke Emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

I'll find somemore maybe :P

:laugh4:

 

It was a joke my friend wrote me on my birthday card.

She said that she was going to write some funny private joke but couldn't remember them.

So ended up writing that..

 

There's also the Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scotsman and the Paddy Englishman joke she made up.

 

:P

Have you heard the lame one about how they named Canada?

Nope..

Do tell :)

:lol:

I remember this joke from ages ago...

 

There was once 3 men who discovered a slide.

It was a magic slide because whatever you yelled while you went down it, you landed in.

 

So the first man went down and yelled "Gold!" and he landed in a pot of gold.

The second man went down and yelled "Diamonds" and landed in a pot of diamonds.

But the third man forgot because he was having so much fun and he shouted "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

 

"You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through."

 

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

 

"Good idea," said the third explorer. "You go first."

 

"Okay," said the first explorer. "C, eh."

 

"My turn," said the second explorer. "N, eh."

 

Unfortunately, before the third explorer could choose a letter, a bear jumped out of the trees and killed and ate all three explorers. Eventually, some guy came along and named the country after his aunt.

 

I found this one making fun of it :lol:

Emp3

 

That's one of the best Paddy men jokes i think :laugh4:

The irish paddy man is always the stupid one :P

 

 

My one of favourite ones is

 

There's an Irishman,a Scotsman and an Englishman stranded on a desert island. They are walking along the beach with no food or drink in sight, when they stumble across a golden lamp. The Englishman picks it up and gives it a rub. Suddenly, out comes a genie who says: "I will grant you all one wish each".

 

So the Englishman says: "I'm really missing my family so I would like to be back in England with the". So off he shoots back to England.

 

The Scotsman says: "yes, I'm really missing my family too so i would like to be back in Scotland with them".So off he shoots back to Scotland.

 

The Irishman then says: "well, I'm a bit lonely here all by myself so I wish the Englishman and the Scotsman were both back here with me!"

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

 

"You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through."

 

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

 

"Good idea," said the third explorer. "You go first."

 

"Okay," said the first explorer. "C, eh."

 

"My turn," said the second explorer. "N, eh."

 

Unfortunately, before the third explorer could choose a letter, a bear jumped out of the trees and killed and ate all three explorers. Eventually, some guy came along and named the country after his aunt.

 

I found this one making fun of it :lol:

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I like to be mean to people online. It's fun to watch them freak out.

 

In real life you'd get punched in the face for doing that.

Or if they got really upset,

 

If you had a facebook, they could track down your location.. find you

and then punch you.

 

:P

Or if they got really upset,

 

If you had a facebook, they could track down your location.. find you

and then punch you.

 

:P

I don't have a Facebook, so I'm golden. :)

I don't like being mean online because I feel really guilty about it. *is too nice*

Though I don't take anything someone says to me online personally.

I don't like being mean online because I feel really guilty about it. *is too nice*

I don't because if if the person takes seriously and personally the things I say on a Coldplay forum then they have a lot of issues to work out.

I don't have a Facebook, so I'm golden. :)

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You're doing grand then.

I don't because if if the person takes seriously and personally the things I say on a Coldplay forum then they have a lot of issues to work out.

 

Maybe you're just a cold-hearted person. :nice: