I don't know who you are? :shame:

Howdy! (Going for the cowboy angle)

 

You sound very spritely :lol:

Why so happy y'all?

I don't know who you are? :shame:

 

Well, I'm James. There you go. You're now educated!

You sound very spritely :lol:

Why so happy y'all?

 

This is what I'm like, innit. I'm just a jolly chap. Are you jolly?

But Phillip's more appropriate, considering your constantly-talked about huge penis and all :wacky:

 

PEOPLE NAMED TIPPY CAN HAVE PENISES TOO. :angry:

 

just look at me :charming:

I am indeed jolly on occasion...

 

Like a dog with a bone, like Russel Brand with cocaine and like a fangirl on heat :awesome:

PEOPLE NAMED TIPPY CAN HAVE PENISES TOO. :angry:

 

just look at me :charming:

 

Why have you taken a (frankly shit in hindsight) joke I made and made it (even more) shit?

Why have you taken a (frankly shit in hindsight) joke I made and made it (even more) shit?

 

Because I am just a shit person like that.

PEOPLE NAMED TIPPY CAN HAVE PENISES TOO. :angry:

 

just look at me :charming:

 

Sure they can, but not HUGE ones.

I'm starting to doubt all those hypes about your penis. You lied didn't you?

Well, I'm James. There you go. You're now educated!

 

My name is William but you can call me Will, if you want that is.

 

Now we know each other :awesome:

Sure they can, but not HUGE ones.

I'm starting to doubt all those hypes about your penis. You lied didn't you?

 

No, it's actually just because I felt so cool for being invited into the Massive Penis group as Nathan said.

I am indeed jolly on occasion...

 

Like a dog with a bone, like Russel Brand with cocaine and like a fangirl on heat :awesome:

 

Yeah, Mr. Brand, that saucy devil. I kind of want to change this Sig, but I really can't be bothered. Might just change it to the word "No."

Why have you taken a (frankly shit in hindsight) joke I made and made it (even more) shit?

 

I wonder where you've retrieved your facts from. Some of these people, don't even have one. (Slowly making it shitter)

Hey James.

Hey James.

 

Heyaaaaa. How're you?

Yeah, Mr. Brand, that saucy devil. I kind of want to change this Sig, but I really can't be bothered. Might just change it to the word "No."

 

Oh no, don't change it! I love that quote :lol:

My name is William but you can call me Will, if you want that is.

 

Now we know each other :awesome:

 

Yes, we do! Now, to the next stage of our friendship. What're your credit card details? (Joking obviousssly)

Oh no, don't change it! I love that quote :lol:

 

It is a good quote. Are you a Rusell fan?

Who's in your avi? kind of reminds me of someone I know...

Who's in your avi? kind of reminds me of someone I know...

 

It's a comedian named Simon Amstell. One of my favourites.

It's a comedian named Simon Amstell. One of my favourites.

 

*Goes google*

It is a good quote. Are you a Rusell fan?

 

Kind of, sometimes he's a bit hit and miss.

But when he is funny, HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS :cool:

Kind of, sometimes he's a bit hit and miss.

But when he is funny, HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS :cool:

 

He's only hit and miss if you watch the rubbish he does on Channel 4 etc. He's consistently brilliant on the radio.

Heyaaaaa. How're you?

 

I'm in a bad mood, but it could be worse. How are you?

He's only hit and miss if you watch the rubbish he does on Channel 4 etc. He's consistently brilliant on the radio.

 

MAAAAAAATT! Where is he!?

 

His live shows are brilliant, but a lot of CHannel 4 things aren't as brilliant.