Spongebob Squarepants

 

What is Chris' favorite food?

A Big Faat Juicy Bacon Sammich ...

Why is Chris' hair so Curly ?:\

Elves sneak into his room every night and curl it in his sleep.

 

Why is Will bald?

Thee elves also hoovered his head every night until, alas the hair was no more :(

Why are the elves doing this?

I am the supreme elf overlord and I told them to do it.

 

Will anyone try to stop me?

Yeah, that would be me... Keep curling Chrissy's hair he suits it but give poor Will his hair back.

and if you don't listen I Shall....erm send my Flying Dwarfe / Pixie/ Unicorn to save the day... for I am the Dwarfe/pixie/unicorn Overlord.(also I AM THE STIG and ROADIE #42)

 

Think we may have gone a little off topic....Ohwell:D

 

Think you will beat us?

Obviously. With my hair powered elves, anything is possible!

 

What would Coldplay think of this Hair elves vs Flying Dwarfe / Pixie/ Unicorn gang war?

Not Sure, they would see who was the better hair stylists in a kindof hair-off . and Eveerybody knows of the Flying dwarfe/pixie/unicorns specialised skills in Hair curling and hoovering , maybe try and perm Jonny, for a new look.

But I'm sure that the Craazy fangirls would love the outcome. Unless your elves went all emo and decided to try it on Coldplay.

 

How would the great battle end, you think?

Not Sure, they would see who was the better hair stylists in a kindof hair-off . and Eveerybody knows of the Flying dwarfe/pixie/unicorns specialised skills in Hair curling and hoovering , maybe try and perm Jonny, for a new look.

But I'm sure that the Craazy fangirls would love the outcome. Unless your elves went all emo and decided to try it on Coldplay.

 

How would the great battle end, you think?

Well it would undoubtedly end with the hair elves being the victors and Chris and the gang taking me out for a celebratory ice cream cone.

 

Speaking of which, does Coldplay like ice cream?

I Believe so , I hear that Phish food flavour isn good for the song writing progress and also BEAUT :heart:

 

Do they prefer Waffle cones or Normal and why ?

They like waffle cones because they remind them of breakfast.

 

What is their favorite food?

They like sushi- hence the hits such as - 'swallowed in sushi' and 'Sushi Swing' and Speed of Sushi' and God put a smile on Your SUSHII'

 

Kinda a give away :D

 

What music inspires Coldplay ?

I believe that Will listens to a lot of Britney Spears, Guy is inspired by death metal bands, Jonny clearly like funky house music, and Chris often says how much he loves African tribal music. All four enjoy the Wiggles and Hannah Montana.

 

What will the band's performance attire consist of on the next tour?

I Reckon there could be a Wiggles Cover. maybe have the wiggles dancing on stage kinda a wiggles vs coldplay thing . that WOULD be awesome :D

 

Can I Just say that I LOVE Chris in a boxing helmet :laugh3:

 

What will the band wear for the next tour?

Nothing at all. They will wear boxers, socks, and shoes and nothing else. I would enjoy that tour quite a bit :wink3:

 

What is "Amsterdam" about?

 

And yes, I too enjoy Chris in boxing gear :lol:

it's all about BANANAS.... and maybe melons... hehe

 

oh and what does Guy always carry with him on his neck???

A vile of pheonix tears in case any one gets hurt. That way, they will be instantly healed.

 

Why does Jonny always wear a hat?

Cause he hides a gun under it for protection. ;)

 

What anniversary year did Parachutes just celebrate? :)

1.36 years

 

Where was Coldplay's 1st gig performed?

In my bathroom. It was a bit tight, we had to put Will's drums in the shower and Chris had to sit in the sink, but it worked out ok.

 

What does the front cover of X & Y really stand for?

It stands for Chris and Jonnys bromance (Sorry bad answer can't think of anything else...)

 

What food is Chris Obbsessed with?

As I Said before SUUSHIII :D

Why did Chris name his daughter apple and his son Moses ?

He is egotistical and named them after his genius songs.

 

Where is Violet Hill?

Just outside the Ribena factory where a flood came staining the hill with a purple or 'Violet' colouring thus the name Violet hill.

What according to Chris Martin causes 'a rush of blood to the head' ?