Cowell would want to be president of their fan club.

 

 

What does "No Me Llore" mean as painted on Chris's guitar?

It means "Don't forget to put your trousers on". Chris has a nasty habit of forgetting things such as that sometimes :rolleyes:

 

 

What are the words in "Chinese Sleep Chant"?

Who the heck knows, they're Chinese.

 

 

Who directed the "Strawberry Swing" video?

Clifford the big red dog.

 

 

Why is Chris always so hyper?

Because Hoppy sneaks in at night and puts itching powder in his pants. This is one reason he sometimes fails to put his trousers on. Only one.

 

 

Why does Will so often use his "death stare" expression in photos?

He thinks if he plays dead the robot won't eat him

Who is the person disguised as a giant Robot in the Talk Video ?

He eats Coldplay.... :o

It's Liam Gallagher and he eats them out of jealousy.

 

 

Why is Chris the only band member in the "Yellow" video?

the rest of the band members were making a sex video

 

why is chris the only member in the "the scientist" video?

They rest of the band were making the sequel to their first sex tape.

 

 

Why is the God Put A Smile Upon Your Face video in black and white?

Because Guy forgot the color on the train

 

What does Chris do in the Strawberry Swing video?

He eats a donut in a suggestive manner while doing the chicken dance in slow motion.

 

 

What is going on in the Viva La Vida video?

Recreation of a battle scene from Birth of a Nation.

 

 

How many lights are used in the Speed of Sound video?

7.

 

 

Who is the woman in The Hardest Part video?

Lady Gaga(before she were famous)

What issue do Coldplay raise in the Don't Panic video ?

The August issue of Vogue.

 

What does MTF stand for?

Most Teenagers Fornicate

 

 

Why does Chris put an equals sign on his hand?

Reminds him to put is trousers on :P

Why does Jonny always wear a cap ?

Because he wants to remind people that he is equal to the sum of the rest of the band.

 

 

In "The Goldrush" what does she really want?

she wants to be burried in a gold mine

 

why is chris martin's favorite number 42?

It's the number of his favorite table down the pub.

 

What female pop star has performed a song by Chris? (NOT Lady GaGa!)

Shania Twain xD

 

How's that Will has only two legs and two arms?

He lost his 3rd leg along with his arm in a freak accident involving cake and Jonny.

 

What is Guy's name?

He has no name, he is actually a robot.

 

 

What is Chris doing right now?

Listening to American Country Top 40 and wishing he could sing like George Strait.

 

What are the names of Chris's parents?

Banana and Jesus , Ironic isn't it ..?

What be the major cause for Johnny's Cake addiction ?