You're banned because you know I know your internet is fast.

You're banned because you're sexy

You're banned because.

you're banned because you accidentally this thread.

You're banned because you've won one tournament.

You're banned because your signature is too big.

You're banned because you joined a year before me.

You're banned because my face is itchy.

You're banned because you're mushy.

you're banned because you want my body.

You're banned because I don't want your body

You're banned because.

You're banned because you're a troll :P

You're banned because because.

You're banned because your avatar is a gif.

You're banned because you finally changed your avatar.

You're banned for creating this thread.

You're banned because my name is in your signature.

You're banned for pooping in my signature.

You're banned because I blocked your signature pic.

You're banned for not trolling with me on the MGMT forum

You're banned because I didn't know you were trolling that forum.

You're banned because you are still not there :P

you're banned because your signature is hilarious

You're banned for being the only person that finds it funny besides me :P