youre banned because you need to appreciate my fate

You're banned because you like Beirut.

 

edit: you're banned because I posted late again.

You're banned because you're slow and like Beirut.

youre banned because you eat too much fruit

You're banned because you're creepy.

youre banned because you so boring that i'm sleepy

Because I said Coldplay.

youre banned just because you said coldplay today

You're banned because you called Kelsie boring. :mean:

youre banned because you kelsie called me creepy

You're banned because that made no sense?

youre banned because it doesnt have to make sense and I certainly wont take offence

You're banned because I like that you aren't taking offence.

youre banned because that actually makes sense

You're banned because you're beating me at the lounge games because I'm back on my computer that is epically slow.

youre bannrd because i didnt know it was a competition

You're banned because life is just one big competition.

youre banned because its my intuition

You're banned because I don't understand.

youre banned because we're going for pizza

You're banned because pizza makes you fat.

youre banned because i certainly dont agree with that

You're banned because everything makes you fat but fat itself.

You're banned because you have a Christmas avatar.

You're banned because you have to go to Wal-Mart and buy a life.