You're banned because your username doesn't have spaces.

ure banned becauuse u prefer daylight to a night light

You're banned because you prefer chris to Jonny.

You're banned because you're mushy.

You're banned because you're a cat.

youre banned becaue i told you that

You're banned because you aren't Canadian.

youre banned because i assumed you knew i am west indian

You're banned because you went to Wembley.

youre banned because I didnt see you in the assembly

You're banned because I wasn't there/

youre banned because you said you care

You're banned because banning increases my post count.

youre banned because I cant tell the amount

You're banned because you're in between Guy and Chris

youre banned because you want to give them both a kiss

You're banned because that rhymed.

and youre banned because you had the time

You're banned because I don't understand.

youre banned because I know you can

You're banned because you're wrong.

you're banned because your signature is too big.

You're banned because you posted late.

youre banned because I have to go meet my date

You're banned because you have to go meet your date.