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What? All this time I thought everyone was being deadly serious... :disappointed:

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You killed the thread again :disappointed:

What? All this time I thought everyone was being deadly serious... :disappointed:

we were you fucking moron

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I'm sorry for us. The dinosaurs roam the earth :sad:

The world used to make sense. Then a boy took off his pants.

 

I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive

There'll be no more lies. There'll be no more lies.

 

penis

we were you fucking moron

 

I fail. Should I fuck off and die now?

yes

I'm sorry for us. The dinosaurs roam the earth :sad:

The world used to make sense. Then a boy took off his pants.

 

I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive

There'll be no more lies. There'll be no more lies.

 

penis

you said penis :wacky:

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You joke about it, but it's actually true.

 

your sex life is funny

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I fail. Should I should fuck off and die now?

 

you should try it. But I don't know how it's physically possible ?

You could fuck yourself so hard that you spin wildly into the atmosphere and die at the same time. But it's easier said then done.

Great we're entering coocoo land!

 

I spread marmalade on goats breath :blush:

You could fuck yourself so hard that you spin wildly into the atmosphere and die at the same time. But it's easier said then done.

 

oh wow :bomb: did you ever fuck yourself that hard? :surprised:

The fuck off and the die are not necessarily in the same action

 

Did you ever try? :surprised:

sofia rides dinosaurs in walmart

 

it's a rainbow dino :anxious:

oh wow :bomb: did you ever fuck yourself that hard? :surprised:

 

No. :thinking: I'm alive and posting. :thinking: Obviously :thinking:

 

I couldnt do it hard it enough :disappointed:

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Sarcastically making jokes about how every joke is about sex, has replaced making every joke about sex. And somehow it's lamer.

 

:lol: this is so sadly true...

 

but i'm trying to fit in my new skirt :(

 

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don't you love it?

 

lovely, dear :lips:

 

I wont :awesome: I'll just have really creepy sex with him :thinking:

 

this whole conversation was really disturbing.

 

oh wow :bomb: did you ever fuck yourself that hard? :surprised:

 

I'm glad you made it normal again :nice:

Your normal is so weird, Eric :anxious:

:lol: this is so sadly true...

 

:lol: Then change your sig mehbeh :idea2:

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this girlfriend is almost equally manly as the man is girly :freak:

 

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:lol: Then change your sig mehbeh :idea2:

 

el no :idea2:

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victor is listening to me sing

 

"The mongrel cat came home

Holding half a head

Proceeded to show it off

To all his new found friends

He said I been where I liked

I slept with who I like

She ate me up for breakfast

She screwed me in a vice

But now

I don't know why

I feel so tongue-tied"

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