Whatever. We're slowly catching up. :smug:

Hey I'd love for it to be a rematch of last year's World Series. We can both be happy then :D

Whatever. We're slowly catching up. :smug:

 

:smug:

Hey I'd love for it to be a rematch of last year's World Series. We can both be happy then :D

 

Oh, I didn't mean the Phillies. I meant the Red Sox. As you can tell by what's happening in the Phillies game right now (against the freaking CUBS by the way), they're basically the worst team in baseball right now.

 

I don't expect them to make it anywhere near the playoffs.

 

 

I meant the Red Sox.

 

 

Who lost today, but whatever.

 

 

They get hot during the second half of the year.

 

 

We've had lots of injuries, but you guys lost Pettite today. That's good news. That's very good news.

Yes but we still have Sabathia who can at least be counted on. Not true for AJ or anyone except Rivera in the bullpen. Cano, assuming he keeps playing like the did in the first half, could be the AL MVP and guys like Jeter are always good. Always. Even when they're sucking they're still more awesome than any Red Sox player.

 

 

And Red Sox. My god, I'm ready to vomit just thinking about them. Nasty, nasty team.

We're the nasty team, eh? Okay, whatever you say.

 

 

Ooh, what a pretty picture. :wacky:

 

What a cute kid! :D

You know that picture was edited though, right?

 

 

It used to be this.

 

Yeah, but it looks better my way :rolleyes:

 

"

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.

 

Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."

 

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

 

"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.

 

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"

 

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

 

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

 

SMALL CHILD FTW

Ahhhhahah you Yankees fans are so funny. :dozey:

 

I've heard that one before, just the opposite way around. :D

 

"A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch- but then force of habit proved to be too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base."

 

That's one of my favorites.

^:laugh3: that's only funny because it's like a dead baby joke

 

 

 

There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.

 

These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.

 

Both men accepted the challenge.

 

That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.

 

Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.

 

She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

:dozey:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was probably the best night of the year in '04, when the Red Sox came back to go to the World Series.

 

 

When they won the World Series was great, too. But coming back from 3-0, oh, it felt so good.

 

I was in New York City that night too, and I was very, very happy to rub it in all those Yanks' faces. :smug:

OOh!

 

Sunday, August 8th at 8:00 PM I'll be in Yankees Stadium watching the Red Sox kick some douchy Yankee ass. :dance: Can't wait.

OOh!

 

Sunday, August 8th at 8:00 PM I'll be in Yankees Stadium watching the Yankees kick some douchy Red Sox ass. :dance: Can't wait.

 

Sounds like fun! :dance:

 

 

 

and I'd make a montage of the Yankees World Series photos, but all 27 would take up a lot of space :dozey:

:O !

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/

 

:dozey: that begs to differ

 

THANK YOU <3

 

and yes! it is a wonderful, gorgeous city :)

 

:wacky:

^^There's my other Red Sox fan. :smug: I was fending off those Yanks by myself for a while. :P

^:o Sorry!

 

I believe you've confused us for the Mets

But that's not the point

 

 

 

 

I like that one better.

 

Yeah, those 26 (oh wait, we just won another so it's 27 now) rings really mean we choke a lot. Compare that to your six and get back to me

 

I like that one better.

 

Oh yes, that's very nice.