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Brawlers, Bawlers & Basterds aka THE BABY IS MINE, NOT REILLY'S

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No, it's a short story. She broke everyone's heart :bigcry:

 

And now she's having MY baby, and no doubt I will never see her or (who cares) my child again.

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It is not your baby. :snobby:

I think we should go on Maury about this :thinking:

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Or we can settle this with money. How much will you offer? :wink3:

Don't take my ****in baby away you mother****ing **** I'll punch you so hard!

 

Like, 4 dolla? Don't tell anyone :anxious:

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$4? I can't even buy two gallons of gas with that.

 

YOU CHEAP BASTARD.

Have you looked at the markets lately?!

I still don't know what's going on,

get married, then.

 

Whether you like it or not, just by replying you are now involved.

 

And your new husband is Briggs! Congratzi

Whether you like it or not, just by replying you are now involved.

 

And your new husband is Briggs! Congratzi

 

like wtf :uhoh:

We don't even know each other :thinking:

 

 

*lulz*

like wtf :uhoh:

We don't even know each other :thinking:

 

Too bad, so sad etc etc

 

Congratulations on your new life!

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Have you looked at the markets lately?!

 

You're buying the baby from me, I'm not buying it from you. $200 or the deal is off. :snobby:

:shifty:

 

ALYSSA HII

 

OHMIGAWD HI

 

You're buying the baby from me, I'm not buying it from you. $200 or the deal is off. :snobby:

 

how bout you gimme fifty bucks :awesome:

You're buying the baby from me, I'm not buying it from you. $200 or the deal is off. :snobby:

 

Oh fuck. I dont know what to do.

 

That baby is mine! DNA proved so!

 

Don't put a price on it's head!

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Fuck DNA tests, the thread title CLEARLY says that the baby belongs to me!

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You get to have the spambot all to yourself, can't I keep the baby? :cry:

Oh, I get the spambot?!

 

Nice! Keep the stupid baby :nice: I've got unlimited film knowledge now :awesome:

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