May 6, 201016 yr I'd never let a penis in my anus. My hopes and dreams are in ruins. :disappointed: Not even once? :cry:
May 6, 201016 yr Author Reminds me of a horrible, but funny pick up line. "My penis just died, can I bury it in your vagina"
May 6, 201016 yr My hopes and dreams are in ruins. :disappointed: Not even once? :cry: Nope. Nobody invades my colon unless its a colonoscopy. Vagina is fair game though. First come, first serve.
May 6, 201016 yr Double Penetration. Whatever I say in response to this, I know it's going to be taken horribly out of context. But that has been said in this thread before.
May 6, 201016 yr Nope. Nobody invades my colon unless its a colonoscopy. Vagina is fair game though. First come, first serve. Does this mean that we need to form an orderly queue outside your bedroom? Ahh i'm sure you'll try it at least once when you're married/partnered, just before your colonoscopy.
May 6, 201016 yr Queue has already formed, so you'll have to wait in line. It moves quite fast though. Don't worry.
May 6, 201016 yr Queue has already formed, so you'll have to wait in line. It moves quite fast though. Don't worry. D'awwww I hate waiting in queues :cry: Special discounts for students? :wink3:
May 7, 201016 yr ^ You're lik a constant downer, huh? Hahaha! I aim to please :wink3: Did you change your name!?
May 7, 201016 yr Yah. Remember when we used to do that? :wacky: Oh, the fun times! Yes! I was trying to remember it on here the other day. Oh those were the days, where have those golden days gone!?! :cry:
May 7, 201016 yr No thank you. I'd rather keep our memories in the toilet and just let it flush away.
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