I have a phobia of Krakens, thanks.

No problemo.

Deep Penetration

Pervert alert

Double Penetration.

I'd never let a penis in my anus.

I'd never let a penis in my anus.

 

 

My hopes and dreams are in ruins. :disappointed:

 

 

Not even once? :cry:

Reminds me of a horrible, but funny pick up line. "My penis just died, can I bury it in your vagina"

:lol:

My hopes and dreams are in ruins. :disappointed:

 

 

Not even once? :cry:

 

Nope. Nobody invades my colon unless its a colonoscopy.

 

Vagina is fair game though. First come, first serve.

Double Penetration.

 

Whatever I say in response to this, I know it's going to be taken horribly out of context.

 

But that has been said in this thread before.

Nope. Nobody invades my colon unless its a colonoscopy.

 

Vagina is fair game though. First come, first serve.

 

 

 

Does this mean that we need to form an orderly queue outside your bedroom?

 

 

Ahh i'm sure you'll try it at least once when you're married/partnered, just before your colonoscopy.

Queue has already formed, so you'll have to wait in line.

 

It moves quite fast though. Don't worry.

DP = Digital Photography.. hello! :angel: :P

Queue has already formed, so you'll have to wait in line.

 

It moves quite fast though. Don't worry.

 

 

 

D'awwww I hate waiting in queues :cry:

 

Special discounts for students? :wink3:

^ You're lik a constant downer, huh?

^ You're lik a constant downer, huh?

 

Hahaha! I aim to please :wink3:

 

Did you change your name!?

Yah.

 

Remember when we used to do that? :wacky:

Oh, the fun times!

Yah.

 

Remember when we used to do that? :wacky:

Oh, the fun times!

 

 

 

Yes! I was trying to remember it on here the other day.

Oh those were the days, where have those golden days gone!?! :cry:

To the toilet.

Thats where.

Can we stick our hands down there and pull it back out or do we need a plunger?

What do you think?

I think you need to jump down there and go get it for us. I'll hold your legs.

I'll run you a shower :sick:

No thank you.

I'd rather keep our memories in the toilet and just let it flush away.