Nobody leaves. Everyone who registers is implanted with a microchip that responds to a homing beacon when Coldplay release new material, bringing everyone flooding back to the mother ship whether they like it or not! :borg:

 

:laugh4:

 

Except for the Coldplay haters *coughcoughReillycoughcough* :nice:

Even Reilly came back. Twice. His microchip was most definately in good working order.

Nobody leaves. Everyone who registers is implanted with a microchip that responds to a homing beacon when Coldplay release new material, bringing everyone flooding back to the mother ship whether they like it or not! :borg:

 

CREEPY. :shifty:

 

:P

of course! Resistance is futile!