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I had to answer a question that said: "Are you currently a member of a terroristic organisation or planning any terroristic acts?" :blank:

 

I should have clicked yes, just for the sake of it. :awesome:

I can't believe they seriously asked that. As if anyone who is would actually say, "why yes, of course I am!" Wow, our gubmint can be so silly sometimes. (Okay, a lot of the time.)

 

And I actually got pulled aside in customs when I returned home in July. :| Because you know, I look SO evil.

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^ must have been the twiglets :laugh3:

^ Actually it was the flower seeds. I could have just lied and said, "no I don't have anything organic", but of course I felt the need to be honest. They didn't care that it was a gift. :disappointed:

Oh all of the questions were pretty silly ... as if anyone admits that he/she is planning to stay without a visa.

And yes, I also kidnapped my half-American child and robbed the father of his right of custody. :cheesy:

And yes, I also kidnapped my half-American child and robbed the father of his right of custody. :cheesy:

Sadly that does happen quite often. But I seriously doubt they would say "oh I want to go back there now that I'm a fugitive derp de derp derp derp."

So once again... why is such a question even ON the form? mmmph

Although I suppose maybe if a person answers "no" but they really are, the government could bring other charges against them (false statements to the government) in addition to any charges directly related to the crime.

^ Actually it was the flower seeds. I could have just lied and said, "no I don't have anything organic", but of course I felt the need to be honest. They didn't care that it was a gift. :disappointed:

 

Now I remember, stupid customs :(

you can meet anyone at time...coincidence

Sadly that does happen quite often. But I seriously doubt they would say "oh I want to go back there now that I'm a fugitive derp de derp derp derp."

So once again... why is such a question even ON the form? mmmph

Although I suppose maybe if a person answers "no" but they really are, the government could bring other charges against them (false statements to the government) in addition to any charges directly related to the crime.

 

Yeah, that's true.

I still felt pretty silly to answer all those questions, but I suppose some might feel like "they're onto them" or something. :tongue:

It's annoying that my work is checking up on me twice a day. Sorry for being sick!

It's sucks to be dizzy all day

I learned that a long time ago.

And after all these years of various tests and fainting they still don't really know why~

^ that really sucks

 

In my case it's sinusitis, the dizziness should be gone in a couple of days

That my daughter can now climb to the top of the aerial tissue!

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerial_tissue) :awesome:

 

 

That I don't have breast cancer! :awesome:

 

omg katie WHAT?!?

 

excellent news of course, but WHAT?!?

 

Carriiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! What the hey?! How long have you been a mod for? Congratulations! :dance:

 

It's all good ..... now. Just had a (probably over exaggerated) scare but the mammograms came back clear, so it's all good!

Lesson to all you ladies out there, grope yourself regularly - and if you find anything get it checked out ASAP! :whip:

Don't be a dumbarse and leave it for a long time. Like some people. :shame:

Yesterday I learned that the two halves of Romeo and Juliet are apparently exact opposites of each other.

cOoL.

^ yeah they're called the Montagues and the Capulets

 

har dee har har

I learned that Yossi is invading the entire board with angryface threads :|

Today I learned that I get very stressed out when I invite people over.

Ok no, I do know that I get stressed out, but not THIS much.

I invited a boy over to watch Heima with me and I find him rather interesting,

and I've liked him for a couple months now and ugh I am going to faint jesus christ I need to chill.

I learned that Yossi is invading the entire board with angryface threads :|

 

and one :) (The Instrument Room)

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I learned that Yossi is invading the entire board with angryface threads :|

 

And the whole, he's not funny thing.

He's never been funny in the past. He's less funny when he's even more obviously not being funny.

Remembering a word after you have handed up your exam paper is really annoying.

It was such a simple word :bigcry:

haha it happened to me before..like when I look at my notes and there's the word I memorized over an over.

I suck at psychology.

 

 

why oh why did I take this subject.

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