It's the perfect size, thanks for the help Reilly!

Don't be mean.

 

It's always a turn-off to ask the women "where does my penis go?"

 

I dunno what kind of women you've been dating!

 

 

If a guy asked me that. I'd probs just leave.

Haha then you're currently happy for nobody.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you! And djibou. But I must advise you that after sex I bite onto the back of the girls neck to hold her in place like an animal would and then I cry for hours.

 

(I should say I'm joking here seeing as my jokes are clearly not so obvious)

 

I loled,maybe you don't have a girl at the moment as your charms clearly seem to work on lesbians:P

:cheesy:

I dunno what kind of women you've been dating!

 

 

If a guy asked me that. I'd probs just leave.

 

The inflatable kind.

:laugh3:

Thank you! And djibou. But I must advise you that after sex I bite onto the back of the girls neck to hold her in place like an animal would and then I cry for hours.

 

(I should say I'm joking here seeing as my jokes are clearly not so obvious)

 

:lol:

You don't seem to recognize me, Reilly, I'm Marie, your sex counsellor.

 

I dunno what kind of women you've been dating!

 

 

If a guy asked me that. I'd probs just leave.

 

Good thing you're not dating a guy then :uhoh:

 

The inflatable kind.

 

:thinking:

The inflatable kind.

 

does she go down like a punctured li-lo:laugh3:

does she go down like a punctured li-lo:laugh3:

 

SHE HAS A NAME! People act likes she's just an inflatable piece of plastics...Moniqua has feeling too.

And here was me thinking she was just an air head:P

 

 

:thinking:

Good website.

:laugh3: at first I thought it said "Healthy" women.

I always get ads about Russian women and how they'd be better girlfriends :wtf:

Ok that ^ doesn't sound like you're all that 'nubby' - and aren't you like 15? :whip:

 

17 at the end of the week, and I am pretty nubby :P. I won't care to explain how though.

I always get ads about Russian women and how they'd be better girlfriends :wtf:

 

:thinking:

 

 

I bet those Russian girls are nothing like your girl!

LULZ

is this the thread that explains how i got this babeh in mah belleh..

:thinking:

 

 

I bet those Russian girls are nothing like your girl!

 

Meh, I don't know, I never tried a Russian girl :thinking:

 

LULZ

is this the thread that explains how i got this babeh in mah belleh..

 

Mmmhmm.

:laugh3: "Mmmmhmm?"

 

Good explanation , thx!

LULZ

is this the thread that explains how i got this babeh in mah belleh..

 

Not very well.

Well let's say it doesn't exactly celebrate the act of love between a man and a woman that conceives life out of a common act :cheesy:

But this is sustained stimulation which makes a girl crazy (Partly because she can't breathe properly which makes blood rush to her head and she seems like shes having an orgasm after only getting started) but it's well documented that the clits way more sensitive and when stimulated properly can bring a more powerful orgasm (Which can also last for a very long time).

 

I suppose if she's going equally as nuts, who cares why it happens, as long as it works.

If I had to bed a guy, it would be you:kiss:

Add me to the list ........... oh wait, I am straight :sneaky:

Haha then you're currently happy for nobody.

 

 

 

Ehhh I was kidding about having a weenus, not that I think small penises are LOL but I don't think a guy with a small one would actually ask in the hope of finding women who prefer them.

Well that said, I knew a girl who said average is too big for her, but she also said she talks about random stuff during sex. Like not even dirty talk, but how her day is and whatever pops into her head, so I'm not sure how passionate she is in love making. God, how annoying that would be?

 

 

 

Thank you! And djibou. But I must advise you that after sex I bite onto the back of the girls neck to hold her in place like an animal would and then I cry for hours.

 

(I should say I'm joking here seeing as my jokes are clearly not so obvious)

Well it can't hurt to ask. :shrug:

And I was joking also :P

Wow ............ sounds like she's really into it.

17 at the end of the week, and I am pretty nubby :P. I won't care to explain how though.

Well happy birthday for then :dance:

It would be a bit awkward if I hopped on to the end of the Reilly queue to show my support so I'll just say JOLLY GOOD SHOW LAD!

LULZ

is this the thread that explains how i got this babeh in mah belleh..

Depends. Did you eat it?

Someone had to make a joke!