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Omegle

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HAHAHAHAHA. That thread is awesome. :lol:

 

I sense a thread merge in the near future.

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Stranger: Justin bieber

You: What about him?

Stranger: I love him

You: Oh. That's nice, I guess.

Stranger: Asl

You: 20/F/TX

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:wtf:

 

EDIT: Just when I get someone that doesn't immediately disconnect, this happens:

 

Stranger: Hey asl

You: 20/F/TX

Stranger: I'm 19 male uk

You: Oh, sweet.

Stranger: Wers tx

You: Texas, in the US.

Stranger: Oh right

Stranger: I'm a bit horny

You: You and a lot of other guys, I'm sure.

Stranger: Will u talk dirty 4 a bit

You: You poor, desperate boy.

You have disconnected.

 

:blank:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: 16 m

You: o hai

You: haha 17 f

Stranger: In the same room? >: )

You: uhoh

You: -awkward silence-

Stranger: Do you like that?

You: …like what

Stranger: THAT

You: oh THAT? No cant say I do…

Stranger: oh

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: *puts penis away

You: im sorry I just wasn’t feeling it

Stranger: no

Stranger: no that’s fine

Stranger: its quite big maybe its just too big for you

You: yes… that would be it

Stranger: ok im going to go wank in a public toilet now

Stranger: love you

You: wut

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Wow, Em. That's creepy. :anxious:

Awww, this one was actually fun.

 

Stranger: when i was a child i played with the foxes

You: That sounds like fun. Were they friendly foxes?

Stranger: yes

You: Good. Not-so-friendly foxes wouldn't have been very nice.

Stranger: they were very friendly

Stranger: i bet not

You: Were they also Arctic foxes, or were they the kind you generally see everywhere else?

Stranger: the regular kind

Stranger: red fox

Stranger: vulpes vulpes

You: Oooooh, you know they scientific names, too.

You: That was classt.

You: classy*

Stranger: haha (:

You: :]

Stranger: i dont know what happened to them

Stranger: i moved to the city

You: Awww, sad day.

You: I'm sure the foxes are still alive, well, and being friendly.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i hope so

You: I do, too. They seem like very nice foxes.

Stranger: we used to spend every day in the fields and in the forest..we were never afraid of eachother

Stranger: but yeah im getting melancholic

You: I'm sorry. :[ Is there anything I can do to help?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I almost went there and asked if they were Fleet Foxes, but I decided against it, because I didn't think the stranger would know what I was talking about.

Stranger: hi 16 m

You: Hi 49 f uk

You: My son just taught me to use the internet.

You: He's such a good lad.

Stranger: what are you doing now

Stranger: are you here

Stranger: how old is your son

You: I am here.

You: Tell me a secret.

You: My son is 43.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and how old you

You: 49.

Stranger: what are you doing now

 

LOLWUT

You: Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: must i?

Stranger: my name is jacob

You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

ROFL.

I tried with another name :rolleyes:

 

You: Hi, I'm Justin Bieber

Stranger: Are you not dead yet ? Damn

 

Justin Bieber haters ftw ! :evil:

You: Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: must i?

Stranger: my name is jacob

You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

ROFL.

 

WIN.

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage!

You: Erm... we are supposed to say "hi" i think

Stranger: age

You: Tell me your age first so I can lie or tell the truth.

Stranger: im 22

You: Same.

You: Do you know the muffin man?

Stranger: The muffin man?

You: the muffin man.

Stranger: Yes, I know the muffin man

Stranger: Who lives on Drury Lane

You: well...she's married to the muffin man...

Stranger: the muffin man!?

You: THE MUFFIN MAN!!1

Stranger: dude can I tell you a secret?

You: what?

Stranger: don't tell anyone this

Stranger: but I heard that the muffin man loves mudkipz

Stranger: and he lost the game, man

You: and now you, in all your glory...

You: will you have my children?

Stranger: Depends, will they be seen and not heard?

You: They'll have gumdrop buttons.

Stranger: SWEET!

^ That made me LOL hard. Srsly.

Stranger: hey, just to save both of our time are you: a)normal guy b)horny guy c)normal girl d)horny girl

You: Neither.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Obama or McCain?

Stranger: Heyyy

You: hi

Stranger: Obama yo mama

Nice person! :thinking:

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Hello

You: I represent Omegle, btw. Ignore the message above

Stranger: Hello there, how are you??

Stranger: lies

You: Good, you?

You: Nah. It's just there for legal reasons.

Stranger: Lies

You: Life is a lie.

Stranger: Ahaha emo?

You: No. *cuts self*

Stranger: Ahaha

Stranger: Where ya from?

You: The United States of America

You: mwahahahaha

Stranger: I'm jealous

You: Why? lol

Stranger: I'm from Ireland

Stranger: Boring here

You: That's cool!

Stranger: Meh

You: Isn't it really green over there? lol

Stranger: Actually yep..in certain places

You: Awesome

Stranger: I live in a big town so not so green

You: Ah.

Stranger: Yuuup.

Stranger: I'm Aoife

Stranger: `Try saying that :P

You: That's a bit difficult, I apologize

Stranger: Aha

Stranger: Eefahh

You: I'm afraid I have to go. Farewell, Aoife!

Stranger: oh bye

Stranger: hi 16 m

You: Hi 49 f uk

You: My son just taught me to use the internet.

You: He's such a good lad.

Stranger: what are you doing now

Stranger: are you here

Stranger: how old is your son

You: I am here.

You: Tell me a secret.

You: My son is 43.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and how old you

You: 49.

Stranger: what are you doing now

 

LOLWUT

 

You: Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: must i?

Stranger: my name is jacob

You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

ROFL.

 

I tried with another name :rolleyes:

 

You: Hi, I'm Justin Bieber

Stranger: Are you not dead yet ? Damn

 

Justin Bieber haters ftw ! :evil:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Stranger: hello

You: YEAH I LOVE COLDPLAY YEAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THE STARSSS

Stranger: well then have a good night

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Wooops. :|

Stranger: hi 16 m

You: Hi 49 f uk

You: My son just taught me to use the internet.

You: He's such a good lad.

Stranger: what are you doing now

Stranger: are you here

Stranger: how old is your son

You: I am here.

You: Tell me a secret.

You: My son is 43.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and how old you

You: 49.

Stranger: what are you doing now

 

LOLWUT

 

WHAT :lol:

Stranger: hello

You: YEAH I LOVE COLDPLAY YEAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THE STARSSS

Stranger: well then have a good night

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Wooops. :|

 

You: Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: must i?

Stranger: my name is jacob

You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

ROFL.

 

 

those 2 made me laugh hard :lol::lol::lol:

  • 2 months later...

Stranger: hi

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what is you name

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

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Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

:lol:

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