Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 HAHAHAHAHA. That thread is awesome. :lol: I sense a thread merge in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Stranger: Justin bieber You: What about him? Stranger: I love him You: Oh. That's nice, I guess. Stranger: Asl You: 20/F/TX Your conversational partner has disconnected. :wtf: EDIT: Just when I get someone that doesn't immediately disconnect, this happens: Stranger: Hey asl You: 20/F/TX Stranger: I'm 19 male uk You: Oh, sweet. Stranger: Wers tx You: Texas, in the US. Stranger: Oh right Stranger: I'm a bit horny You: You and a lot of other guys, I'm sure. Stranger: Will u talk dirty 4 a bit You: You poor, desperate boy. You have disconnected. :blank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: 16 m You: o hai You: haha 17 f Stranger: In the same room? >: ) You: uhoh You: -awkward silence- Stranger: Do you like that? You: …like what Stranger: THAT You: oh THAT? No cant say I do… Stranger: oh Stranger: oh okay Stranger: *puts penis away You: im sorry I just wasn’t feeling it Stranger: no Stranger: no that’s fine Stranger: its quite big maybe its just too big for you You: yes… that would be it Stranger: ok im going to go wank in a public toilet now Stranger: love you You: wut Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Hahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Wow, Em. That's creepy. :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Awww, this one was actually fun. Stranger: when i was a child i played with the foxes You: That sounds like fun. Were they friendly foxes? Stranger: yes You: Good. Not-so-friendly foxes wouldn't have been very nice. Stranger: they were very friendly Stranger: i bet not You: Were they also Arctic foxes, or were they the kind you generally see everywhere else? Stranger: the regular kind Stranger: red fox Stranger: vulpes vulpes You: Oooooh, you know they scientific names, too. You: That was classt. You: classy* Stranger: haha (: You: :] Stranger: i dont know what happened to them Stranger: i moved to the city You: Awww, sad day. You: I'm sure the foxes are still alive, well, and being friendly. Stranger: yeah Stranger: i hope so You: I do, too. They seem like very nice foxes. Stranger: we used to spend every day in the fields and in the forest..we were never afraid of eachother Stranger: but yeah im getting melancholic You: I'm sorry. :[ Is there anything I can do to help? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 foxes <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I almost went there and asked if they were Fleet Foxes, but I decided against it, because I didn't think the stranger would know what I was talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Stranger: hi 16 m You: Hi 49 f uk You: My son just taught me to use the internet. You: He's such a good lad. Stranger: what are you doing now Stranger: are you here Stranger: how old is your son You: I am here. You: Tell me a secret. You: My son is 43. Stranger: ok Stranger: and how old you You: 49. Stranger: what are you doing now LOLWUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 WTF. :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eff-exx Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You: Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: must i? Stranger: my name is jacob You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acquiesce Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I tried with another name :rolleyes: You: Hi, I'm Justin Bieber Stranger: Are you not dead yet ? Damn Justin Bieber haters ftw ! :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You: Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: must i? Stranger: my name is jacob You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ROFL. WIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hysteria Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Stranger: Omlet di Fromage! You: Erm... we are supposed to say "hi" i think Stranger: age You: Tell me your age first so I can lie or tell the truth. Stranger: im 22 You: Same. You: Do you know the muffin man? Stranger: The muffin man? You: the muffin man. Stranger: Yes, I know the muffin man Stranger: Who lives on Drury Lane You: well...she's married to the muffin man... Stranger: the muffin man!? You: THE MUFFIN MAN!!1 Stranger: dude can I tell you a secret? You: what? Stranger: don't tell anyone this Stranger: but I heard that the muffin man loves mudkipz Stranger: and he lost the game, man You: and now you, in all your glory... You: will you have my children? Stranger: Depends, will they be seen and not heard? You: They'll have gumdrop buttons. Stranger: SWEET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 ^ That made me LOL hard. Srsly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Stranger: hey, just to save both of our time are you: a)normal guy b)horny guy c)normal girl d)horny girl You: Neither. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hysteria Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 This is addictive. :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You: Obama or McCain? Stranger: Heyyy You: hi Stranger: Obama yo mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Nice person! :thinking: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hello You: I represent Omegle, btw. Ignore the message above Stranger: Hello there, how are you?? Stranger: lies You: Good, you? You: Nah. It's just there for legal reasons. Stranger: Lies You: Life is a lie. Stranger: Ahaha emo? You: No. *cuts self* Stranger: Ahaha Stranger: Where ya from? You: The United States of America You: mwahahahaha Stranger: I'm jealous You: Why? lol Stranger: I'm from Ireland Stranger: Boring here You: That's cool! Stranger: Meh You: Isn't it really green over there? lol Stranger: Actually yep..in certain places You: Awesome Stranger: I live in a big town so not so green You: Ah. Stranger: Yuuup. Stranger: I'm Aoife Stranger: `Try saying that :P You: That's a bit difficult, I apologize Stranger: Aha Stranger: Eefahh You: I'm afraid I have to go. Farewell, Aoife! Stranger: oh bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Stranger: hi 16 m You: Hi 49 f uk You: My son just taught me to use the internet. You: He's such a good lad. Stranger: what are you doing now Stranger: are you here Stranger: how old is your son You: I am here. You: Tell me a secret. You: My son is 43. Stranger: ok Stranger: and how old you You: 49. Stranger: what are you doing now LOLWUT You: Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: must i? Stranger: my name is jacob You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ROFL. I tried with another name :rolleyes: You: Hi, I'm Justin Bieber Stranger: Are you not dead yet ? Damn Justin Bieber haters ftw ! :evil: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eff-exx Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Stranger: hello You: YEAH I LOVE COLDPLAY YEAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THE STARSSS Stranger: well then have a good night Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wooops. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Stranger: hi 16 m You: Hi 49 f uk You: My son just taught me to use the internet. You: He's such a good lad. Stranger: what are you doing now Stranger: are you here Stranger: how old is your son You: I am here. You: Tell me a secret. You: My son is 43. Stranger: ok Stranger: and how old you You: 49. Stranger: what are you doing now LOLWUT WHAT :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichMoch Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Stranger: hello You: YEAH I LOVE COLDPLAY YEAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THE STARSSS Stranger: well then have a good night Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wooops. :| You: Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: must i? Stranger: my name is jacob You: am i allowed to say 'my name is edward'? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ROFL. those 2 made me laugh hard :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Stranger: hi You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what is you name You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Stranger: what You: ಠ_ಠ Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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