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Yes, I am NOT Oxfam Pete

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Yes, yes - I am'nt.

 

Just wanted to clear that up, as there seems to be more and more confusion about this :)

 

(And if this thread gets more than three replies I'll eat my official Oxfam backstage pass that I don't have anyway - promise!! :laugh3:)

:lol:

Yes, yes - I am'nt.

 

Just wanted to clear that up, as there seems to be more and more confusion about this :)

 

(And if this thread gets more than three replies I'll eat my official Oxfam backstage pass that I don't have anyway - promise!! :laugh3:)

 

 

Pete, I really would like to see you eat your official OXFAM backstage pass that you don't have!

 

Could you please take a video of that?

 

I came to think that maybe you didn't have the official OXFAM backstage pass because you already ate it!?! - like you have tasted butterflies. :flutterby:

 

(1 MORE TO GO) :laugh4:

Aren't you hungry? It's time to eat! :lol:

BON APPETIT, PETE :laugh4:

 

And then you can add the eating of the official Oxfam pass that you do NOT have to your signature :laugh3:

what tastes better? the imaginary backstage pass or the confetti?

no :freak:

Okay, I'm completely lost regarding the Oxfam Pete story, but...

 

HEWWWOOOOWW PEEEEEETE!!! :awesome:

 

 

you really need to stop by here more often

 

I've met you both, but never at the same time :thinking: :lol:

Hi Pete!

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OK guys, as promised, I ate the backstage pass that I don't have...so even though I wanted to clear this terrible mix-up up, that'll teach me to make such threads :cry:

 

It took me half an hour to eat that terrible non-existent pass. Every mouthful didn't taste of anything, and as it didn't exist in the first place I couldn't tell when I'd finished it...so I kept on chewing for ten minutes for you all, just in case. I think it all has(n't) gone now :)

 

Peeeeeeeeeeete! :kiss:

 

(3 more to go :laugh4:)

 

Gah, well at least while I had to eat that dreadful thing that I don't have, one of my favourite people on here started me off :kiss:

 

BON APPETIT, PETE :laugh4:

 

And then you can add the eating of the official Oxfam pass that you do NOT have to your signature :laugh3:

 

I've added it, but you won't be able to see it my friend - like the pass itself it doesn't exist (though I bet it tastes just as bad!!)

 

what tastes better? the imaginary backstage pass or the confetti?

 

At least the confetti tastes of something Lore, as awful as it is. In fact, I don't have much food in right now so I'm having some London O2 December 16th December 2008 confetti (toasted) as I type, and might move on to some Manchester 12th September 2009 later...possibly in an omelette, or gently sauteed with some garlic and mushrooms :wacky:

 

Okay, I'm completely lost regarding the Oxfam Pete story, but...

 

HEWWWOOOOWW PEEEEEETE!!! :awesome:

 

 

you really need to stop by here more often

 

Thanks Kerry (hehe) miss you here in London my friend :hug:

 

I've met you both, but never at the same time :thinking: :lol:

 

Who and who Jen?

 

Hi Pete!

 

Hello miss Natascha!! :)

 

Yes you are.

 

I'm not, honest!!

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