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Attention heterosexual males: Would you rather?

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*enters hairy harry*

 

:charming:

 

You stole my luls! I want my christmas back!

*Enters Rudy*

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*enters hairy harry*

 

:charming:

 

gtfo that's my job D:

The joke being that Crufts is a competition where dogs are entered in order to win best dog etc. The feed line alluded to that, but the punch line revealed that my Dad had actually had sex with the dog.

 

The magic of comedy...

t my Dad had actually had sex with the dog.

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HAHA :freak:

 

This has come slightly out of the blue

 

you may have a spelling mistake in your joke :lol:

HAHA :freak:

 

This has come slightly out of the blue

 

you may have a spelling mistake in your joke :lol:

 

Damn. Edited.

 

:shame:

ahaha I see girls love to vote here :laugh3:

 

greg... wuuuut?? :uhoh:

yor dad actually did that?

 

No. It's a joke.

Like I said, the first line makes you think he entered a dog into the competition, but the second line reveals something more sinister.

:lol:

My Dad did not have sex with a dog!

And this shall, henceforth, be the thread where the rumour that Gregs dad fucked a dog began.

There should be a Coldplaying Tabloid.

Anyone good with Photoshop who can make front pages with pics from the board of people and headlines?

and yours would be the breaking news headline in the very front page :blush:

 

quoting your sig quote... that's quite interesting :)

 

 

 

meanwhile I'll be responsible for spreading your rumour in the board :wacky: :surprised:...... jk

Just to clarify, the original joke said his dog entered a dog in crufts innit?

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