Someone sent me this a few days ago... Sorry if something is wrong because of the translation

 

 

 

 

 

Training Course for men

 

The educational objective of this training course is to develop this part of the brain which men don’t know they have...

 

 

 

Part 1 – Compulsory course

1. To learn living without your mother (2000 hours)

2. Your wife is NOT your mum (350 hours)

3. To understand that football is just a sport

 

Part 2 – Life of two

1. How to have children without getting jealous (50 hours)

2. To stop saying stupid things when your wife’s friends come to home (500 hours)

3. To get over the remote control syndrome (550 hours)

4. To understand that your trousers don’t come back by theirselves to the wardrobe (800 hours)

5. How to find the laundry basket without getting lost (500 hours)

6. How to survive to a cold without being dying (250 hours)

 

Part 3 – Leisure time

1. To iron a shirt in less time than two hours (with practical exercises)

 

Part 4 – Cooking

1. Level 1 (beginners): the electrical appliances - difference between ON / OFF

2. Level 2 (advanced): to cook your first packet soup without burning the saucepan (with practical exercises: to boil the water before adding the pasta...)

 

 

 

Intensive course

Due to difficulty reasons and understanding of the subjects, the maximum number of learners will be 8.

 

Subject 1 – The ironing: from the washing-machine to the wardobre, that mysterious process...

Subject 2 – The risks of filling the ice cube tray (supporting material: slide show)

Subject 3 – You and the electricity. Economical advantages of calling a competent technician for the repairs (the easiest ones too)

Subject 4 – Latest scientific discovery: cooking and taking the rubbish out DON’T cause impotence or paralysis

Subject 5 – Why is NOT a crime to give her flowers although you’re already married with her

Subject 6 – The toilet paper: it grows next to the wc?

Subject 7 – How to get the wc lid down step by step (webcam session with Harvard University)

Subject 8 – Drivers men can ask for some information without running the risk of seeming an impotent ?

Subject 9 – The washing machine: that big mysterious of home

Subject 10 – Main differences between the laundry basket and the floor (practical exercises in a musical therapy lab)

Subject 11 – The breakfast cup: it levitates by itself to the sink? (practical exercises by David Copperfield)

:lol: FUNNY.

I'm starting to think I was born a girl just by accident! :lol:

** hits too close to home **

*good one noni* :D

Poor guys...they have such a bad rep :P

It's mostly true tho..

:lol:

i can make eggs, toast, jello. i can iron my own clothes, dont know how to wash them though hah. i know how to ride a bike, breath, talk, eat, sleep. so basically im all set, i dont need all those training courses.

and yet women still love us

excellent

Is there another option? :P

be a dyke

:huh:

HA

no just kidding

you love us :lol: :cool: :kiss:

Yeah, instead of the need of taking this course, men are great!! :wink3: :P

yeah i dont get it :huh:

What you don't get? :confused:

nevermind

 

i dont think ALL men are that retarded though cmon now

Eeeeerm, well, not ALL men... but you have to admit that some things of the course are so true...

i would say many of them

90% of them

yes :lol:

Specially the wc lid thing... :angry:

me and the statistics are real love story

awwww :blush: