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The Awesome Random Posting Thread

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My french teacher when I was in elementary school sucked.

 

Or rather, sucks. She still teaches.

 

AND SHE'S A NATIVE SPEAKER. :angry:

 

Our language is so complicated even ourselves have troubles with it...and explaining it :lol:

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Only French. It was a rather small private Montessori school.

 

I was at that school from when I was around four or five to when I was twelve. All I learned was how to say my name, the numbers up to 100, the days of the week, and the months. :bigcry:

Yes, Fran, I think we all knew about that. :blank:

 

Dinnertime! I'll be back in...another half an hour, I guess. :nice:

okay then :blank:

 

It's 0:45 here :uhoh:

 

I should probably go to sleep, bye :hug:

Guys I'm concerned I may be a lesbian

WAT ?! :uhoh:

 

I don't want to miss this existential crisis :disappointed:

I guess I can stay a bit longer then :D

What's wrong, Brent ? :hug:

 

EDIT: Wait...I forgot this is called the Awesome Random Posting thread...:uhoh:

I'm off to bed then, night night, have beautiful Coldplay dreams :nice:

..or, you know, I can eat dinner in 13 minutes. That works too.

 

I'll help you, Brent. :hug:

I'm a butch lesbian I think

How does that even work if you're a guy?

ALEXX! *glomp*

 

I eat too quickly. :blank:

 

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I just ate a whole salad in ten minutes. I eat my breakfast (cheerios and a banana, generally) in five minutes.

 

I can't even chew anymore. :sad:

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That's about the time it takes me to eat one of my mom's standard dinners (meat, vegetable and something else). Unless I'm required to partake in the conversation. :rolleyes: I don't even know how long it takes me to eat my granola bar in the morning :P

 

:hug:

Well, technically I can chew, because I'm chewing gum right now, but food chewing, I can't do anymore.

 

Yeah, fast eaters! :dozey::hug:

 

I think I'm going to have a John Green book reading marathon tomorrow.

Goodness, I don't even think I've ever eaten a steak....:uhoh:

 

Author of Looking for Alaska,An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns, and the forthcoming The Fault in Our Stars. Also, one of the two vlogbrothers.

More piano practice time. I'll be back in half an hour, though.

 

DFTBA while I'm temporarily gone!

 

(oh, and French the Llama = ftl)

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WAT. :freak: asdg;aslijfhaw

 

Wait, are you a vegetarian? :thinking:

 

Nope, still haven't heard of him :P

 

. . . speaking of dinner. Be right back

Guys I'm concerned I may be a lesbian

Cool story bro.

 

 

:hug:

 

*butts in*

 

It just does :nod:

 

Hey Alex!

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