It actually kind of applies to the song. That's the weird part :laugh3:

 

But seriously, shut up. Coldplay's playing.

That's just not true. Jesus was actually a Chinese merchant who turned left when he should of gone right in the Philippines (or was that Philistines?), and wound up crossing through the Panama canal before he reached the Mediterranean (digging the canal slowed him down, and they didn't have barbers in Panama in those days, so his hair got all long and curly). After finally going up river from Carmel Shake (later changed to Sharm el Sheikh), he arrived to greet the fishermen in the Sea of Galilee on a Sunday. Hence the Sundae was born. And there was much rejoicing. YAY!! :P And you know, they forgot to include that story, it really was one of the best ones. Two loaves of bread and some fish, but they left out the dessert Jesus brought! Oi.

 

XD OI!

God, he is such a Douche.

"Yo Douche at a Coldplay concert, I'm really happy for you, Imma gonna let you finish, but Kanye West is one of the biggest douches of all time.....of all time!"

 

Seriously though, what an asshat. Who talks PERIOD during such a beautiful song like that?! And WTF....how come she didn't leave when he started calling her stupid? Is she a masochist or something?

 

What a prick.

Silly argument, but the thing thats even sillier is the fact that they were arguing when Chris was singing so beautifully!

omg

they're both douches

i...i'm going to pray for them :laugh3:

 

"atheists don't kill each other."