Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

 

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

 

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

 

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

 

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

 

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

 

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

 

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

 

No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark

 

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

 

In Texas it is illegal for a wife to rearrange the furniture without her husband's permission.

 

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

 

All citizens must own a rake

 

Atlanta

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp

 

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs

:stunned: where did you get that list from?

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

 

:stunned: My dog should be in prison by now... :)

Hahahaha, made me laugh my ass off! I found these on another mb I'm a member of.

 

;)

That's an interesting list. :o

Yes, yes it is.

 

More....

 

Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

 

A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

 

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

 

It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales

 

It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 PM.

Some of these rules are well funny. :lol:

Yes, yes I know. I couldnt stop laughing at them yesterday. Just ask Jess, she knows! She saw me laughing my ass off! :P :D

lamo! :lol:

lamo!

What did you call me? ;)

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp

ive heard that one! :lol:

 

It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales

oh shit, i better stash all my land-whale carcasses!! :stunned:

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

:lol:

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

why is that illegal? seems like you would already get your punishment

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

And I'm sure it would also be painful...

Because I said so.

Why would anyone have sex w/ a porcupine anyway!? And if you did want to; why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to!

^ :lol:

why should the govn't care

*Bill Clinton voice*

I did not have sexual relations with that porcupine.

why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to!

yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex!

lol...

Right...

why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to!

yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex!

 

Yeah! Right on Babylon! woohoo, I'm gonna have sex with robot pandas and there's nothing anyone can do about it!! :p

why should the govn't care

*Bill Clinton voice*

I did not have sexual relations with that porcupine.

:lol:

:lol: I love those

:D