The reason chicks love McConaughey is because in real life he's just like how he was in Dazed and Confused.

 

 

what is this

Matthew McConaughey once hired my uncle to install/fix the lights at his house lawl

Ughghgh Matthew McConaughey makes me want to have an ice bath.

Sarah, why the long face?

I doubt this meme would exist if people didn't hate her shows/movies.

 

Oh shit is this a meme

 

I fucking hate memes

 

Did I just put a meme on here

 

oh god

Ughghgh Matthew McConaughey makes me want to have an ice bath.

 

fankx 4 sharin mah views sistah

Wait I don't get it. Why would you take an ice bath?

 

~is stupid~

To make her erection go away idk

I get an erection when I take an ice bath though :huh:

Wait an erection is when your vulva gets all swollen rite :huh:

I'm confused. Is she having an ice bath to cool herself down from being "worked up" :wink3:, or because being subject to an ice bath is more pleasant than having to deal with brick-face dude's horror?

 

I assumed the latter. If I'm wrong I'll look stupid, oh the woe and shame :sad:

^ That was an excellent contribution. Thank you.

 

You're welcome.

She does look like a horse.

But I only secretly support the cause.

(Shhhhh)

Ughghgh Matthew McConaughey makes me want to have an ice bath.

:huh:

I'm confused. Is she having an ice bath to cool herself down from being "worked up" :wink3:, or because being subject to an ice bath is more pleasant than having to deal with brick-face dude's horror?

 

I assumed the latter. If I'm wrong I'll look stupid, oh the woe and shame :sad:

 

Bingoo! You assumed right.

HOORAY

 

do i win a whole roasted chicken