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cldplyr122

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Santa's coming! Santa's coming!!!!! *hyperventilates*

 

Every year I sit on the roof of my house in a folding chair with my Remington 12 gauge medium range hunting rifle ... just waiting for that damn trepassing bastard to fly is sleigh by my house ... and every year I climb down from the roof without a catch.

 

Either there is no Santa or Santa is not dumb enough to try to deliver presents to a house where a crazy guy with a shotgun is waiting for him.

 

 

PULL!

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Either there is no Santa or Santa is not dumb enough to try to deliver presents to a house where a crazy guy with a shotgun is waiting for him.

 

lmao

 

i'd go with the 2nd idea :lol:

 

so santa's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal ...

 

 

but he's Yella.

 

 

I knew it. Can't trust a man in frilly white trip. That's my rule.

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YES!! AND I GOT OFF!!!!! :P :D (sorry bout caps...I got a little excited!) :lol: :rolleyes:

 

I'd be excited, too. I'm always excited whenever I get ... off.

 

No, I didn't delete a word. Please don't scroll up to Fifi's post. Please.

 

:lol: :lol: ah thats funny!!! :wink3: :P :lol:

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