I think i must be in a sexual mood at the moment. My posts have been referencing it quite a lot these last two days. I've not noticed any difference in my general mood.

 

 

 

Hmmmmmmm

To be honest though, it's a question about dicks so I've kinda gotta look at it from that viewpoint.

It would make peeing more interesting to say the least.

There'd be no excuse for missing the toilet.

Could I beckon somebody with it?

 

That wouldn't be weird.

I think we should ask Spider-Man about this.

 

*insert lame 12-year-old pun about web shooting*

A pun that was relevant 12 years ago, or a pun a 12 year old would make?

 

I'd be interested in a pun from 2001 regarding spiderwebs if you got one.

Ohhh Greg just called you out!

That's how I call people out.

Sometimes people don't appreciate how aggressive I'm being.

They underestimate the situation.

a facebutt would be so funny for mooning people with

 

As for the ELS question, it depends. Would the fingerdick replace my current genitalia or just go where the clit would be? At least I'd be able to use it for comedic purposes and literally poke an eye or however it goes