Coldplaying.com recently went on a road in London; suddenly a monster appeared from nowhere and postponed the release of a new single until the order of the Strawberry [swing] made everything organized, like very neat lines so everything won't fall from the godly clouds and the Coldplayers went to Narnia to discover why the band won't be playing new songs because they lost their artistry, so Jonny proceeded to with anger and yelled at a squirrel because it escaped from the containment of Phil, so a wizard cancelled the tour and Coldplayers rebelled and invaded the house [Will], claiming Chris as theirs.

(Man, we should get published xD)

 

Who wants to start the next one?

Feel free @VivaLaColdplay1907 :D

(No one? I'll start then)

 

During

the

Concert

, Jonny's

Hat

Disappeared

And

Caused

Major

Riots

As

It

Disrupted

Everyone's

Film

And

Chris

couldn't

Watch

His

Documentary

Because