Squirrel

Because

It

Escaped

From

The

Containment

Of

Phil

So

A (head full of dreams ;))

Wizard

cancelled

The

tour

and

coldplayers

Rebelled

and

Invaded

The (only 5 more posts to go!)

house (of [any member])

, claiming

chris

 

I was hoping for house of Chris Martin :P

As theirs (?)

 

(Sorry for the extra word but it had to be that way for it to end at the 300th post)

 

(This has gotta be the randomest story out of all stories in this thread)