I4M WAITING FOR THEIR PERsonal assistant to come...

chat with shemale breakes soon :stunned:

The personal assistant is here... but she's alone :confused:

 

No more fans? Only Fifi? C'moooooon, we're planning fantastic contests and events!! :D

I´m a fan ! :D

Grrrreat!! Denise = 2nd official fan of Shemale Brakes!! You're gonna be a privilege member too... :P

The personal assistant is here... but she's alone

i'm here :D

Grrreeeeeat!!! :D

soon

news

covert art

next single

pics...

and more

We should prepare some contest for their fans... eeerm, I mean, Fifi and Denise :/

don't worry

many things coming soon :lol:

Grrrreat!! Denise = 2nd official fan of Shemale Brakes!! You're gonna be a privilege member too... :P

 

YAY ! :) Gotta love my seya mates :D

All my people in the crowd

Grab a partner take it down!

 

R: It´s me against my left hand

T: Uh uh

R: It´s just me

T: And me

R: Yeah

T: C´mon

R: Hey fake thom?

T: Are you ready?

R: Uh uh, are you?

 

T and R: No one cares

R I have a wig, i 've washed my fake chest

t and R: To hell with stares

R: The make up is drippin´ all over my face

T and R: No one´s there

R: I´m the only one shavin' up in this plac

T and R: Tonight I´m here

R: Feel the beat of the drum, gotta get with that bass

R: I´m up against the mirror, tryin´ to take on the music

R: It´s like a competition, me against the beat

R: I wanna got a razor, I wanna got a razor

T: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm

T: Tryin´ to hit it, chic-a-taa

T: In a minute I´m a take a you on, I´m a take a you on

Hey, hey, hey

 

CHORUS

 

T and R All my shemale on the floor

R: Let me see your hand

MT Let me see ya

T&R: All my people wantin´ more

T: Let me see your hand

R: I wanna see ya

r and T: All my people round and round

T: Let me see you shave

R: Let me see ya

T&B: All my people in the crowd

T: Let me see you shave

G: I wanna see ya

 

T&R: So how would you like a friendly competition

T&R Let´s take on the song

T&R: It´s you and me baby, we´re the music

T&R: Time to party all night long

 

T&R: We´re almost there

T: I´m feelin´ it bad and I can´t explain

T&B: My soul is bare

T: My hairy hips are movin´ at a rapid pace

T&R: Baby feel it burn

T: From the platine wig, runnin´ through my veins

T&R: And now´s your turn

R: Let me see what you got, don´t hesitate

T: I´m up against the speaker, tryin´ to take on the music

t: It´s like a epilation, me against the beat

R: I wanna get in a zone, I wanna get in a zone

R: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm

R: Tryin´ to hit it, chic-a-taa

R: In a minute I´m a take a you on, I´m a take a you on

Hey, hey, hey

 

CHORUS – as before

 

R&T: Get on the bar, baby use alcohol

R&T: Just smell the grass and let it go

R&T: If you wanna party, just grab somebody

R: Hey fake thom

t&r: We can drink all night long

r: Hey fake thom, you say you wanna lose control

r: Come over here I got somethin´ to show ya

r: Sexy shemale, I´d rather see you and your right hand

r: If you think you´re so hot, better show me what you got

r: All my shemale in the crowd, let me see you drink

r: C´mon fake thom lose control, watch you take it down

r&t: Get on the bar, baby use alcohol

r&t: Just smell the grass and let it go

r&t: If you wanna party, just grab somebody

t: Hey

t&r: We can drink all night long

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn it, Lea, you're so bloody hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You had a hidden talent!!!!

 

I love this one:

R&T: Get on the bar, baby use alcohol

R&T: Just smell the grass and let it go

R&T: If you wanna party, just grab somebody

it s a song for straight guys :lol: :lol:

I'm drinking a martini

I m feeling like a baby

I'm dancing like a gypsy

And you know I'm satisfied

I wear platine wig and my big shoes

And I'm feeling super-dooper

Yo they tell I'm a looser

And you know I'm satisfied

I do polka and spa

And the bathroom is full of make up

So I'm checking out the chanel

And you know I'm satisfied

I'm digging on the isotopes

This metaphysic's shit is dope

And if all this can give me hope

You know I'm satisfied

I got a razor and a manager

An agent and a chef

Three platine wigs, an assistant

And a driver and a jet

A trainer and a butler

And a bodyguard or five

A producer who's a cow

Do you think I'm satisfied?

I'd like to play with my left hand

I'm not teenage and I'm not a pervert

I'm just living oin the shemale dream

And I just realised that nothing

Is what it seems

:lol: :lol: :lol: Léa you're too funny!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Earth goes round and I can't fell safe

Shops that I tried to swim against

so i went into a bar getting some company

Oh I beg, I beg and plead

Drinking

 

 

Come out of things unsaid

find somethin strange into my bed

oh i should have stayed left handed

A tiger's waiting to be tamed

 

 

Drinking

You are

You are

 

 

Epilations that never stops

The platine wig and the shitty gloss

Gonna come back and look at the mirror

I could not run, that you now know

drinking all the good whiskey

nurse missed opportunities

Am I a part of the cure

Or where is the exit?

 

 

drinking

you are, you are

You are, you are

You are, you are

You are, you are

 

 

And no headache compares

And no stomackache compares

And no headache compares

And no stomackache compares

 

 

You are, you are

 

 

drunk, drunk, what i want it to be

damn, damn where is the wc?

MWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love the Clocks cover!!

 

Specially:

find somethin strange into my bed

oh i should have stayed left handed

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

now i'm searchin for inspiration :rolleyes:

Ooooh, Lea, this song has cheered me up... you're hilarious!

i'm realizing the cover art :dozey:

searching for inspiration for cry me your make up

Cry me your make up!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It's better than the 1st version, Cry me a razor... eeeeeecs! :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

i can already ear the chorus

cry me your make up..yeah :lol:

Rock your body would be a coooooool song to cover too... think in that, Lea!

i have to download it....

i'm going to find ideas when i will run tomorrow :D