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:idea2: :o ok I'm gonna worry bout his mental health!!! :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

f*cking dead bodies...yeah thats original :stunned:

 

ok I'm gonna shut up now just incase he thinks I'm having a go at him :lol: :rolleyes:

:lol: I'm just afraid to see what he'll come up with next :stunned: hahahaa

:o yeah! *note to self...don't read Thoms posts* :lol: :stunned:

yemen! Nah I hope he aint offended :/ :lol: :rolleyes:

haha, he won't be lol :D he's too much involved in his puuuurvness to be offended :lol:

girls i just checked thoms' new song and is so ..wow!!!!!! damn purrv!!!!!! lol!!!!!! so if ur not 21 years old u better go to sleep coz this is way too purrv!! and im losing all my bets coz he's gonna post it! ..lol!

^nahhhh I'd rather stay right here and see his creation..i don't know WHY I want to see this, but i do hahaha

coz ur a PURRV too!!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahahha yeah I'am in my ways, but thom is the biggest purv EVER, then you, then me :D :wink3: :lol:

lol!!!! you'll love his travis dirrrrrty cover..lol!!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: an 18yr old writing songs that you can only read if your over 21 :lol: :lol: ....yeah that's good :lol: :rolleyes:

lol! well the truth is that thom is actully 56.that's why he's so damn purrv.. lol!

*reads lyrics*:o You boys are so so so so so dirty. :sick: I hope that it's just a South American thing...I really do. :lol: :lol: :stunned:

:P awwww....about bloody time lol :lol:

hahahahaha

 

K, this is the last song of the night! It's a sweet travis cover, and this is dedicated to mandy. lol well, not the purrv lyrics, just the fact that this is a travis cover. haha

 

k... this song is called... erm... well, just scroll down and check its name and lyrics.

 

 

 

Cumming To Reach You

 

Everyday I wake up and I'm horny.

Cos whatever's in my head has to do with sex.

Still the radio is saying that a girl died 'cos she f***ed mandella

And what's a dildo xxx anyway?

 

Because what's inside my d*** wants to go outside

I don't wanna use my right hand, nor the left hand

'Cos I'm c***ing to reach ya

But I might never give you a facial

I long to c** all over you

But that's not you

 

It's good to know that you're not a black dude undercover.

It's good to know that you don't have aids. (whore!)

It's good to know I still have jizz to spread.

 

Because what's inside my d*** wants to go outside

I don't wanna use my right hand, nor the left hand

'Cos I'm c***ing to reach ya

But I might never give you a facial

I long to c** all over you

But that's not you

 

Maybe then tomorrow you won't spit my c**.

And whatever is in my head won't go away coz is about sex.

Still the radio keeps saying you fucked with mandella (you dirty girl!)

And what the hell is that dildo xxx anyway?

 

Because what's inside my d*** wants to go outside

I don't wanna use my right hand, nor the left hand

'Cos I'm c***ing to reach ya

But I might never give you a facial

I long to c** all over you

But that's not you

 

Do you know it's true...

That you don't want to swallow.

And If you're just afraid to choke

I'll buy a new pillow to f***.

 

 

Phew... 3 songs in 1 night. haha that's a new record!

Who's Fran? :huh:

 

 

Speaking of songs, I remember last year when this guy in my class wrote a song like yours Thom..not that erm, detailed but yeah. He thought it was funny, I thought it was funny (but never showed it). I don't talk to him anymore. :lol: :/

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