ahhhhh i love family guy.

 

*tries to think of a funny quote*

Peter: "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."

I love Family Guy!

 

Stewie rules!! :lol: :lol:

Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

That show was pretty damn funny... one question, what the hell happened to it?! where'd it go?! :/ :stunned: :(

haha it's so funny!

 

stewie is the best! :D

it got canceled.

 

supposedly fox is bringing it back by 2005 due to it's high ratings on cartoon network and sales of the DVD's.

I feckin' loveeeeeee this show!!! :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Meg kinda annoys me though :rolleyes:

Meg kinda annoys me though

:lol:

(phone rings)

 

LOIS: Hello?

PETER: Lois, I can't take out the garbage, I'm stuck at the office and I won't be back until late.

LOIS: Peter, the Caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact, I can see you!

 

(Peter moves to his right)

 

PETER: Can you see me now?

LOIS: No.

PETER: Okay, now I'm at the office.

 

 

Family Guy truly is the greatest thing ever made.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ^I love that!!!!!!

i've never seen an episode in my life.

aww family guy is so jokes.

:lol:

YES!!! GREAT IDEA FOR A THREAD!!

 

Peter: Don't worry I read a book about this once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't Nothing?

 

Peter:... oh ya

Lois: Peter, what did I tell you not to do last night?

Peter: Get drunk at the party.

Lois: And what did you do last night?

Peter: Got drunk at the pa- whoa, I almost walked right into that one.

If God came down from heaven and transformed himself into a TV show, it would be called 'Family Guy'.

 

 

PETER: Hey, that's my old teacher Mr. Fargus! His classes were always fun!

(flashback)

FARGUS: Take out your scalples kids. We're going to disect A CLOWN!

(Kids gasp as he cuts a clown open)

FARGUS: Well, no wonder this clown died - his lungs are filled with CANDY!

(He throws candy out. Kids cheer.)

 

POLITICIAN 1: Smoking shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air! And according to recent polls, air is good.

POLITICIAN 2: Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If God came down from heaven and transformed himself into a TV show, it would be called 'Family Guy'.

 

 

PETER: Hey, that's my old teacher Mr. Fargus! His classes were always fun!

(flashback)

FARGUS: Take out your scalples kids. We're going to disect A CLOWN!

(Kids gasp as he cuts a clown open)

FARGUS: Well, no wonder this clown died - his lungs are filled with CANDY!

(He throws candy out. Kids cheer.)

 

LMAO :lol:

If God came down from heaven and transformed himself into a TV show, it would be called 'Family Guy'.

 

 

PETER: Hey, that's my old teacher Mr. Fargus! His classes were always fun!

(flashback)

FARGUS: Take out your scalples kids. We're going to disect A CLOWN!

(Kids gasp as he cuts a clown open)

FARGUS: Well, no wonder this clown died - his lungs are filled with CANDY!

(He throws candy out. Kids cheer.)

 

hehe i saw that episode! :D