THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING

FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT .... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

 

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

 

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I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so

are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

 

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

 

******************************

 

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

 

*******************************

 

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

 

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

 

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

:lol:

Hahahaa.

 

I don't have anyone to share that with anyways....

:cry:

 

valentine`s day is so damn depressing

which means i FUCKING HATE IT!

:stunned: :(

now that you have taken my heart completely

and made it more fiery than a dragon

your eyes write on my heart the poem

that could never come from the pen of the poet :) :embarrased:

i really do hate it. :(

i really do hate it. :(

aaaaaaaaaaw hugs hunny :)

 

well u neva know whats round corner do u :kiss: :kiss:

i really do hate it. :(

aaaaaaaaaaw hugs hunny :)

 

well u neva know whats round corner do u :kiss: :kiss:

 

yeah i guess. thank you :D

:D

:)

:kiss: :kiss:

 

 

eeeeeeeeew i just noticed ut avatar :stunned: :/ :/

it`s meant to be funny not eeew :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I don´t hate Valentines Day... But here in Brazil, it is celebrated on June 12th :)

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:) :(

I'm not a fan of Valentine's day either. :rolleyes:

I will send this board a valentine's day card :D

Great...no one is a fan of Valentine's day....... :/

:o

june 1th? wow like wowowowow weird :D

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING

FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT .... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

 

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

 

*************************

 

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

 

**************************

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so

are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

**************************

 

Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

 

****************************

 

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

 

******************************

 

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

 

*******************************

 

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

************************************

 

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

 

************************************

 

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

***************************************

 

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

****************************************

 

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

 

*****************************************

 

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

Hail Ian these are great !!!