busybeeburns Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT .... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. ************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************** Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. *************************************** My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? **************************************** My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell". ***************************************** What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Hahahaa. I don't have anyone to share that with anyways.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :cry: valentine`s day is so damn depressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 which means i FUCKING HATE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted February 10, 2004 Author Share Posted February 10, 2004 :stunned: :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 now that you have taken my heart completely and made it more fiery than a dragon your eyes write on my heart the poem that could never come from the pen of the poet :) :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 i really do hate it. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 i really do hate it. :( aaaaaaaaaaw hugs hunny :) well u neva know whats round corner do u :kiss: :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 i really do hate it. :( aaaaaaaaaaw hugs hunny :) well u neva know whats round corner do u :kiss: :kiss: yeah i guess. thank you :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :kiss: :kiss: eeeeeeeeew i just noticed ut avatar :stunned: :/ :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 it`s meant to be funny not eeew :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I don´t hate Valentines Day... But here in Brazil, it is celebrated on June 12th :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dionisio Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :) :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 I'm not a fan of Valentine's day either. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 I will send this board a valentine's day card :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Great...no one is a fan of Valentine's day....... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 june 1th? wow like wowowowow weird :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT .... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. ************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************** Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. *************************************** My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? **************************************** My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell". ***************************************** What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Hail Ian these are great !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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