weedy_gonzalez Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 i found it on another board and thought i`d share: > THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD IN ENGLISH > > Well, it's shit... > That's right, shit! > Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. > > Consider: > > You can be shit faced, > Shit out of luck, > Or have shit for brains. > > With a little effort, you can get your shit together, > Find a place for your shit > Or decide to shit or get off the pot. > > You can smoke shit, > Buy shit, sell shit, > Lose shit, find shit, > Forget shit, > And tell others to eat shit and die. > > Some people know their shit, > While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. > > There are lucky shits, > Dumb shits, > Crazy shits, > And sweet shits. > > There is bull shit, > Horse shit > And chicken shit. > > You can throw shit, > Sling shit, > Catch shit, > Shoot the shit, > Or duck when shit hits the fan. > > You can give a shit > Or serve shit on a shingle. > You can find yourself in deep shit > Or be happier than a pig in shit. > > Some days are colder than shit, > Some days are hotter than shit, > And some days are just plain shitty. > > Some music sounds like shit, > Things can look like shit, > And there are times when you feel like shit. > You can have too much shit, > Not enough shit, > The right shit, > The wrong shit > Or a lot of weird shit. > > You can carry shit, > Have a mountain of shit, > Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, > And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a > rose. > > When you stop to consider all the facts, > It's the basic building block of creation. > And remember, once you know your shit, > You don't need to know anything else! > > You could pass this along, if you give a shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewel Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 No shit :dozey: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :lol: :lol: I can't believe I just read all that! :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkeisagod Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 very very clever. i wish my mind worked like that...but of course, my mind is full of useless SHIT. :D ok, enough with the corny jokes. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 oh sh*t!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Hmmm... well, that's, um... interesting.. :o :/ :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah here Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I've never read article with so much shite in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted March 18, 2004 Author Share Posted March 18, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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