i found it on another board and thought i`d share:

 

> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD IN ENGLISH

>

> Well, it's shit...

> That's right, shit!

> Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

>

> Consider:

>

> You can be shit faced,

> Shit out of luck,

> Or have shit for brains.

>

> With a little effort, you can get your shit together,

> Find a place for your shit

> Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

>

> You can smoke shit,

> Buy shit, sell shit,

> Lose shit, find shit,

> Forget shit,

> And tell others to eat shit and die.

>

> Some people know their shit,

> While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

>

> There are lucky shits,

> Dumb shits,

> Crazy shits,

> And sweet shits.

>

> There is bull shit,

> Horse shit

> And chicken shit.

>

> You can throw shit,

> Sling shit,

> Catch shit,

> Shoot the shit,

> Or duck when shit hits the fan.

>

> You can give a shit

> Or serve shit on a shingle.

> You can find yourself in deep shit

> Or be happier than a pig in shit.

>

> Some days are colder than shit,

> Some days are hotter than shit,

> And some days are just plain shitty.

>

> Some music sounds like shit,

> Things can look like shit,

> And there are times when you feel like shit.

> You can have too much shit,

> Not enough shit,

> The right shit,

> The wrong shit

> Or a lot of weird shit.

>

> You can carry shit,

> Have a mountain of shit,

> Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,

> And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a

> rose.

>

> When you stop to consider all the facts,

> It's the basic building block of creation.

> And remember, once you know your shit,

> You don't need to know anything else!

>

> You could pass this along, if you give a shit!

:stunned:

:)

:lol:

No shit :dozey:

 

:P

:stunned:

:lol: :lol: I can't believe I just read all that! :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:

:D

very very clever. i wish my mind worked like that...but of course, my mind is full of useless SHIT. :D

 

ok, enough with the corny jokes. :confused:

oh sh*t!! :lol: :lol:

Hmmm... well, that's, um... interesting.. :o :/

 

:P

I've never read article with so much shite in it

:lol: