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A blonde joke

el_scorcho
in The Lounge

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One day a blonde girl calls her boyfriend on the phone:

 

Blonde:Hi hun, can you come over and help me? I'm trying to figure out this killer jigsaw puzzle.

 

Boyfriend:Well I'm kinda busy at the moment, what is the puzzle supposed to be when it's finished?

 

Blonde:It shows a tiger on the box but I don't know how to get started

 

Boyfriend:Alright I'll be right over

 

.............he gets there..

 

Boyfriend:Sweetie, I think you're going to have a hard time assembling this to ressemble anything close to a tiger. Let's have a cup of tea and relax and then we'll put the Frosted Flakes back in their box.

 

:P

:stunned:

thats a lil overexagerrated. but it made me slightly smirk.

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