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WHAT HAVE CHRIS MARTIN THAT DRIVE US CRAZY???

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Oooh how sneaky :sneaky:

 

I didn't burn the toast last time...it was just well done :smug:

 

Hehe, footie's finished, coming over to eat my cheese on Toast now :P

 

Is the drink in the fridge hehe :P

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mimi? craig? what are you too up to?! :P :lol:

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Oooh how sneaky :sneaky:

 

I didn't burn the toast last time...it was just well done :smug:

 

Hehe, footie's finished, coming over to eat my cheese on Toast now :P

 

Is the drink in the fridge hehe :P

 

You like your toast?

 

Did you look for the drink in the fridge?

sure :P

im so hungry that I could eat my hand right now :o

You want a hand sandwich then? :stunned:

 

*powers up saw*

Lmao!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just the toast plz :stunned: lets save the hand sandwich for alberto....using his own eww hand :mellow:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Okay.

 

*uses saw to cut bread instead*

 

Sure you don't want a little finger-le-Alberto on it? :idea2:

:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sounds yummy but i think i'll pass this time :D

-insert last J-O-K-E made by Ren here - :/

You guys are disgusting! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: and hell no! I don't want no fucking sandwich with a fucking finger on it! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

smoke in a pancake? :idea2:

:P the food thread is the love thread once again..wait, isnt this the chris martin thread? :stunned: ...bah , who cares? :P

Maybe you should have a fucking d i c k in you fucking sandwich Riff :angry: I'm sure you'll love it since you are such a d i c k and love to suck them

:stunned: :stunned: *backs out of the thread*

You know jo, i can be really tolerant but im not in the mood to take this shite..it was just a joke..that's all : i'll make sure to NEVER ever makes jokes when you are around.. ok?

btw, no need to call me 'riff' when u know my name...and nice adjetives u got there

*spread the love* :stunned:

You don't need to be making jokes about me, end of story...

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