February 18, 200323 yr Author SURE!! *kicks Maria in the shin* mwhahahaha yay!! You can be my bitch!! *pulls hair* :P
February 18, 200323 yr Author ouch! :cry: mwhahaha. and you cant hit me back cos i'm a girl! hahaahahaha ok i'll be nice to you. *tickle* :P
February 18, 200323 yr *runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D
February 18, 200323 yr Author *runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D You can never beat me!! I am unstopable!!! *gets apples from kitchen.* *throws alll of them one by one, hopefully hitting you in the eye** hahahahaha. poophead.
February 18, 200323 yr *runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D ooohh girls fighting! This should be fun.... ...pulls up comfy chair and relaxes awaiting the evenings entertainment. :)
February 18, 200323 yr Author *runs off to get some sort of metal chair like in wrestling....and hits maria in the back* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take that Maria!! :D ooohh girls fighting! This should be fun.... ...pulls up comfy chair and relaxes awaiting the evenings entertainment. :) you're a poophead too. hahahahaha. :P
February 18, 200323 yr Can we turn this into 'The Officially Pointless Girls Only Pretend Fight Thread'?? :twisted: :lol:
February 18, 200323 yr Author Can we turn this into 'The Officially Pointless Girls Only Pretend Fight Thread'?? :twisted: :lol: Ok!!! Only if I can be leader, and always get the first slap. :D
February 18, 200323 yr and i'll get the last slap!! *slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D *takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol:
February 18, 200323 yr Author and i'll get the last slap!! *slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D *takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol: oooo can we bitch slap like rachel and her sister in friends??/??? *slaps very quickly, very hard, and stamps on feet* :P AND MY THROWING APPLES DID NOT MISS!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING AIM!! POOPHEAD.
February 18, 200323 yr and i'll get the last slap!! *slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D *takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol: oooo can we bitch slap like rachel and her sister in friends??/??? *slaps very quickly, very hard, and stamps on feet* :P AND MY THROWING APPLES DID NOT MISS!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING AIM!! POOPHEAD. (in Robert DeNiro voice) You talking to me???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??? *runs after Maria and knocks her down..slowly, but fiercely, kicking her in the stomach..* :P :lol:
February 18, 200323 yr Author and i'll get the last slap!! *slaps Maria in the face, every now and then alternating cheeks!* :D *takes and apple (which missed, btw) and eats it!* :lol: oooo can we bitch slap like rachel and her sister in friends??/??? *slaps very quickly, very hard, and stamps on feet* :P AND MY THROWING APPLES DID NOT MISS!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING AIM!! POOPHEAD. (in Robert DeNiro voice) You talking to me???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??? *runs after Maria and knocks her down..slowly, but fiercely, kicking her in the stomach..* :P :lol: YES I BLOODY WELL AM TALKING TO YOU!!! Right you asked for it. The kick ass boots only come out when I am dealing with extreme cases, such as yourself. Believe me they hurt BIATCH!!!!!! *puts on kick ass boots. kicks at bottom of back* you may have to borrow my crutches. *look at victim on floor and smiles and nods* :D
February 18, 200323 yr *gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!* *Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...* How do you like that? *SLAP* :D
February 18, 200323 yr Author *gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!* *Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...* How do you like that? *SLAP* :D excuse me, but under no circumstance does my face go anywhere near mud!! *gets paint and paints lauras face green* hahahaha.
February 18, 200323 yr *gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!* *Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...* How do you like that? *SLAP* :D excuse me, but under no circumstance does my face go anywhere near mud!! *gets paint and paints lauras face green* hahahaha. HOW DARE YOU PAINT MY FACE!!!!! *runs and gets some black paint....smears it all over Maria's body and clothes and everything* TAKE THAT!!! *throws an open lemon at Maria hoping that some acidic pulp flies in her eyes!* :lol: :lol:
February 18, 200323 yr Author *gets up and pull out her "ass slapper"....SLAPS HER ASS TELL IT TURNS BLUE!!!* *Maria attempts to get up from all the ass slappin' but Laura pushes her face into the mud and forces her to eat some...* How do you like that? *SLAP* :D excuse me, but under no circumstance does my face go anywhere near mud!! *gets paint and paints lauras face green* hahahaha. HOW DARE YOU PAINT MY FACE!!!!! *runs and gets some black paint....smears it all over Maria's body and clothes and everything* TAKE THAT!!! *throws an open lemon at Maria hoping that some acidic pulp flies in her eyes!* :lol: :lol: Thats a horrible thing to do!! Now i'm blind!! *streches arms out but she cant find her evil attacker, so sits on floor and crys* :sad:
February 18, 200323 yr Author I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D BITCH!!! *finds crutch sitting beside, me and throws in direction of voice. hits laura in the head, knocks her out. I hear her scream and go over and stand on her ear. * :P
February 18, 200323 yr I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D BITCH!!! *finds crutch sitting beside, me and throws in direction of voice. hits laura in the head, knocks her out. I hear her scream and go over and stand on her ear. * :P *wakes up, shakes head..looks for Maria* Don't call me a bitch...BITCH!!! *takes crutch and beats Maria in the leg!* :D :lol:
February 18, 200323 yr Author I'm over here Maria!! Come and get me!! :D BITCH!!! *finds crutch sitting beside, me and throws in direction of voice. hits laura in the head, knocks her out. I hear her scream and go over and stand on her ear. * :P *wakes up, shakes head..looks for Maria* Don't call me a bitch...BITCH!!! *takes crutch and beats Maria in the leg!* :D :lol: You know I already have a gammy leg!!! :shock: Thats a terrible thing to do!!! BITCH!!!!!
February 18, 200323 yr Author I'm sorry Maria.....it happened in the heat of the moment! :? Oh its ok!!! I love you!!! *huggles*
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