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Nick, repost the ass pic. I missed it, or it's not loading for me.

Very handsome. And your hair is just the right length. You're going to laugh at me for saying this, but you look related to Liv Tyler in the face. That's a good thing, you've got nice lips and high cheekbones.

Edward Norton is pretty hot, especially in that new Hulk movie. That movie had potential near the beginning but then it turned into a loud CGI-fest.

I'm 23 and I've never had a ticket or gotten in an accident! I have a knack for navigating my iPod, texting my friends, and staying in my lane.

Weaning people off a government monopoly is difficult. It's like teaching a child to ride a bike without training wheels, "But what if I fall? What if I run into something? What if, what if, what if?" But in the end you ride a lot faster and have more fun.

Thanks for that list, I'll check them out. I saw this article on Drudge, you might enjoy it: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/5857074/Fiscal-ruin-of-the-Western-world-beckons.html EDIT: Wanted to add this: http://libertyunbound.com/article.php?id=342 A prediction of the likely outcome of the coming depression.

So many free goodies to give out, so little time!

Very cuppable. Just what I always wanted.

He looks like a real-life version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. I think I'm going to be sick.

Using a high tech Pentagon image decoder, I've figured out what the blurry Nick-pic actually shows:

Thank Jesus. Okay now some Chris Evans:

Heh, somebody's got sand in their vagina. And there is no meaning to life except what you choose to assign to your own life. That's why it's such a wonderful gift.

That's not necessarily true, Nick and Chris are pretty easy on the eyes. Oh yeah and that Bones85 guy.

Probably take him to a bar and buy him a couple drinks. Then we'd go to one of those awesome titty clubs they've got in Istanbul and drop a few hundred on lap dances. Next we'd get some orange mocha frappuccinos from the Starbucks and take a trip to the zoo to see all the wild animals... and we might even free some of them! Then we'd get back and play some Wii. Super Monkey Ball.

Nick, just leave out your tumor. Oh and the club foot. And that patch of skin on your arm that looks like it has infected ulcers. Other than that, you're good to go. Also, turn off the lights because you're so pale you might blind us.

I don't blame you, you look like a complete whale in your avatar.

Something calm and quiet like Ascent by Eno.

Josh has got that urban genie thing going on. He's so mercifully free of the pressures of grace, St. Peter in satin, he's like Buddha with mace. Do you move through the room with a glass in your hand... thinking too hard about the way you stand?

Aw that sucks, I wish he'd quit. Smoking is such a turnoff.

I've only seen that episode where they attack the Japanese fishing boat and that guy claims one of the Japs shot him, but I'm pretty sure it was BS. He just did that for maximum effect. Even if you're not a hippy, you must admit being out on that boat and acting like a pirate is probably great fun. More fun than having a "real" job. Plus I know Laurens de Groot probably gets all the chicks, cause all the other men are nerdy/ugly.

Oh wow. Mrs Martin, you're cute! EDIT: Don't talk to Josh, he's bad news! He'll get you into drugs and stuff.

Yay! A girl with good taste! Mas!

Chris is like the Schrodinger's Cat of homo. When you observe him, the quantum wave collapses and he becomes straight.

Yeah ever since we started posting in it, Josh. No homo. Actually wait, yes. Yes homo.