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Whoa! Nathan has female competition! :D

You racist! You probably think all Chinese people look exactly alike, too. :D I'm just kidding. But they do look related.

It's better than I could have hoped! :laugh3:

Well sorry for having a pulse, geez. :rolleyes:

Heh Bones does lean a little. Of course, so is Jack... THEORY: Right handed individuals take pictures of themselves leaning slightly to the left! Are Jack and Bones right handed?

North Korea is such a sad topic. There's way too much emphasis on obedience in Asian cultures.

Ohh, artificial growth. Case study #1045 Austrian economics: GO!

I'll do it just as soon as my horrific acne clears up, and the bruises heal. He beats me because he loves me. I swear.

Apparently if you're black and you're trying to get in your own house, they arrest you. Then when the president says the cop acted "stupidly" all the other cops get together and get indignant and claim the arresting officer did nothing wrong. Part of being a cop is never having to say you're sorry or that you made a mistake.

I have fun at the beach sometimes, but I also have nightmares about the ocean. Like... what if a current catches me and nobody can save me? What if I get bitten by a shark or step on a sharp object? What if there's a tsunami? What if the water suddenly boils or freezes? I feel like that guy on Rocko's Modern Life sometimes, his geeky friend who's afraid of worst-case-scenarios all the time.

Nathan, you've officially got a red belt in rambling. You are now proficient enough to become a newscaster. But you've also inspired me to make my own video.

Oh dear! Voluntary exchanges? We can't have that! (I'm referring to the kidney thing, of course.) The money-laundering rabbis reminds me of the opening scene from "Snatch". Awesome movie.

lol Nick, I was going to say... That's gonna be us in 30 years, lol. "Get away from my goooold! Austrian economics FTW!" God I hope I never go insane.

Was that after or before you shaved? PS: You need to start sleeping. That might help you appearance a bit.

Josh, I spoke with your surgeon. He says he's going to punch you in the face repeatedly until your mouth is bleeding and your cheeks are swollen. Then he'll knock you out with some "special gas" (he probably meant from his own body, combined with a roofie), and you'll forget all about it. Oh yeah, and he'll remove your wisdom teeth. But mostly it'll be horrific torture that you won't remember, like your circumcision.

Cuntrary to poopular bequeef...

I don't want to go out because I have a pimple.

And I'm sure you've never enjoyed looking at a girl in a bikini. :rolleyes:

The Old Testament was just when God was PMS'ing, he got over that by the time the New Testament rolled around. Then he was just weepy and sensitive.

dkizzy, I'm shocked you think taxes help an economy considering you're from Andorra. Taxes only hurt an economy, because of deadweight loss. Saying taxes help is like saying theft helps an economy.

Ugh. Your grandfather's generation was the one that put the Federal Reserve into place. They were the ones that invented the idea of deficit spending to finance foreign adventures. I'm sick of this strange, almost Asian, elder-worship. Old people are selfish & power-hungry just like everyone else.

Laws don't work. In general.

Beef, but in small amounts and in a healthy diet. Chicken is sort of gross and gets old after a while. Kind of like pork.

Myself, and I'd be paid $22 million to do it.

So wait, people are celebrating because something that was already legal in that area is now being taxed? I feel like pounding a railroad spike into a block of concrete with my forehead.