Saffire

Oh you are, eh? I'd totally go straight for you. :D

It's been up 5 minutes, yeesh. I'll be signing autographs at the Barnes and Noble in Seattle at 10:00 AM tomorrow! If you're lucky I'll sign your breasts.

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/701766/Pics/americansicko.jpg

There's a lot of nationalist rhetoric in there. I can't support government, even if it comes in a powdered wig.

Zoo Shauw-ch-wan. That's how you pronounce his name... I think. Anything by Keynes is fine by me. He's a brilliant economist. Do I even need to mention sarcasm at this point? I mean really, I feel like Peter Griffin making fart jokes.

I don't even have to go that far. Walking into the room is all the effort I need. ;)

BTW, boys: if you want to get into a girl's pants, just tell her "You complete me."

The same reason the Jonas Brothers are a turn on to young girls. It's "Look, this ISN'T ABOUT SEX." but by saying that you're making it about sex. I need a purity ring.

You can be pale and hot at the same time! Ever seen Interview With a Vampire? I dunno, the whole Twilight thing just annoys me, is all. I heard it teaches girls to put up with abusive boyfriends. I don't know the details of the plot.

Agreed, I think he looks like he's got some kidney disease. Like he hasn't been outside in a few years.

Slumdog was OK. Nothing too special. I just liked the end where they were all dancing during the credits, and a couple of specific scenes like the one on the train (with MIA's Paper Airplanes playing). My favorite foreign movie last year was The Fall. If you haven't seen it, check out the trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thefall/

What's the deal with Twilight? I don't get it. Girls are drawn to that like a moth to a flame.

I don't know if I should honor this with a response. :rolleyes:

I saw straight-people porn once. It was something called 2 Girls One Cup. Pretty gross, but to each his own, I guess. ;)

Girls do it too, you know. Anybody who believes girls don't masturbate also believes they don't poop.

Well I was facing away from the door, sitting in a computer chair. So he couldn't see what I was doing but my pants were around my ankles and I don't think he noticed because he just started talking to me like normal and I responded like normal and slowly pulled my pants back up, LOL.

My roommate caught me jacking off once but he had no idea what I was doing, thankfully.

Hey Joe! I think we might have met before...

It's OK, I spend a lot of time trying to figure out what brand of tennis racket Andy Roddick uses. ;)

Tell her you were trying to figure out what brand of bass he plays because you want one. :P

We're co-Kings. ;) You can find pics of us in the mugshots thread. Just search for our usernames.

Aww I'm sorry to hear that Jizo. :( I hope things start going better for you, buddy.

He's this cute guy I banter with alot in the News section of the forum.

Hmm, well the rally has been like 21% from the bottom so far. Inflation has increased but I'm not sure of the actual impact it would have on the market... would capital goods (stocks) be bought up before other goods/services? Probably. And then you look at the bond market and there's news that it's factoring in far more pessimism than the stock market is at this point. So maybe a solid 3 or 4% of this rally could be purely inflationary. Possibly more. But I think the whole thing is a joke, the market should fall again soon... at least I hope it does.

lol sorry bro, MrNick is my boyfriend. He's just not aware he's gay yet. :D